[txt] sex position lol

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    Sorcerer Supreme Munchkins is offline
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    [txt] sex position lol

    Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

    Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breast with both hands.

    Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

    Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.


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    Grand Master Lithic is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    Lmao haha now that was actually kinda funny

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    Grand Master Claes is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    I heard rodeo sex was this:

    You get a nice girl home, charm her clothes off and stick it into her.

    Then, just as you get going, you whisper in her ear: "I've got aids"

    Then see how long you can hold on.

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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Claes View Post
    I heard rodeo sex was this:

    You get a nice girl home, charm her clothes off and stick it into her.

    Then, just as you get going, you whisper in her ear: "I've got aids"

    Then see how long you can hold on.
    their are probably plenty of versions.

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    Sorcerer Supreme Munchkins is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claes View Post
    I heard rodeo sex was this:

    You get a nice girl home, charm her clothes off and stick it into her.

    Then, just as you get going, you whisper in her ear: "I've got aids"

    Then see how long you can hold on.
    ehh, i like mine better :P

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    Omer Omer is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    \o/ lol :P

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    Grand Master scrat55 is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    LOL! i love it. i held on for 15secs... :D

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    Sorcerer Supreme Hellvix is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Claes View Post
    I heard rodeo sex was this:

    You get a nice girl home, charm her clothes off and stick it into her.

    Then, just as you get going, you whisper in her ear: "I've got aids"

    Then see how long you can hold on.

    Hahaha. It reminds me the "Priest joke".

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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    Gotta try em both :D

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    LOL...Sexy!

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    I'll take you all on. Liselotte is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    lol

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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    damn it really works. fun fun fun. you can only use each girl once tho. And if she is sisterless "mother's" works just as fine!

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    Grand Master Lithic is offline
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    Re: [txt] sex position lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Konrow View Post
    damn it really works. fun fun fun. you can only use each girl once tho. And if she is sisterless "mother's" works just as fine!
    Lmao haha..


    Brother and Father would probably work better but thats just... Ewww.....



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