[txt] Sexual Statistics

[Pfa]

A Japanese businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous blonde woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies:

"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. It also has valuable information about other cultures. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Rajeev Kawalski, nice to meet you."

[MentaL]

[Daedius]

Wah?

[Laz-low]

He's given himself an Indian name when he's Japanese, so it looks like he has a bigger penis.

[Karnage]

Too much thinking involved lol. didnt get it really ither.

[InZan3]

Aint taht a polish name lol?

[Skycut]

lol! I got it right after I read it. The name is supposed to be an indian name, trying to impress the girl.

[Spark]

First name Indian, second name polish, come on guys it was coming from a mile off, he made it sound like he had the biggest, widest cock >.>

[Nuklear]

The Japanese gave the hot big-boobyed girl a Polish name.

[Pieman]

Actually, he has given himself an Indian surname with a polish last name.

[Laz-low]

I got it when I saw it, but I thought the whole name was Indian...

[Daedius]

American Indian, but Rajeev sounds more of an Asian Indian name :/

[WeveOrWevo]

hahah, nice one dude.

[Ruhani]

Lmfao nice one rajeev i think is an indian first name and Kawalski is a polish second name

[Genryu]

First name english, second name polish, come on guys it was coming from a mile off, he made it sound like he had the biggest, widest cock >.>

Agreed.

[Karnage]

Kinda makes sense now :p

[Hublos]

Nah I got it
But it would have been easier if it was like a real indian name

[wounded]

American Indians...that was an...asian indian first name.
Should be like...Chief Kawalski.

[iNs@nE]

Ha ha ..ROFLMAO!! That pwns ... ROFL...

[The PathFinder]

lol I didn't get it at first then I read the start again xD

[TimTheLord]

lol, funnier once you know what the name means >.>

[The PathFinder]

It ain't funny if you don't read it carefully.

[Pfa]

heh, maybe I should have bolded the keywords :)

[Joker]

doesent matther still funny :p

[andrikas]

Surname indian last name polish - long and large

[xuvurex]

First name english, second name polish, come on guys it was coming from a mile off, he made it sound like he had the biggest, widest cock >.>

first name Indian, second name polish >.>