[tXt] Some Things Are still the same all over the world

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    Grand Master HeroX is offline
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    [tXt] Some Things Are still the same all over the world

    A wealthy young man's parents told him he must be married by his 25th birthday, in order to fulfill the terms of their joint will and get the money. This was a bit of a dilemma to him because he was dating three lovely young ladies and couldn't decide.


    As he had only one month, he came up with a plan. He gave each woman $5,000 and told her she had a month to spend it. And, she could spend it any way she wanted.


    After the month he met with each.


    The first one said, "Well you know I love to shop, so I spent all of it on clothes!" "Fair enough," he replied, and took note of her decision.


    The second young woman said, "I think it's better to give than receive, so I gave all of my money to the United Way!" "Okay," said the young squire (noting to himself that she must work for Digital).


    Number three said, "You know I have a mind for saving, so I invested it in 9 3/4% zero coupon treasury bonds!" "Interesting," replied the gentleman, taking note of her keen financial acumen.


    So, which one did he choose?


    The one with big tits, of course!


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    Death is Inevitable. xuvurex is offline
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    hahha... good choice =P

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    Grand Master BladeX is offline
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    lol good choice

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    Rulling San d'Oria! EgobrainX is offline
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    hhahahahaha didn't see that comming

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    lol good choice

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    A man of no consequence LordDemonMan is offline
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    Heh , good one

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    Sorcerer Supreme Le Bastardo is offline
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    i´ve heard it before somewhere :D :rofl:

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    Grand Master theRAGE is offline
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    lmao thats awesome

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    hehe best way :tp:

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    Infraction Banned Josh is offline
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    Lol wtf random ending :p

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    yeh I like those endings :p

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    Sorcerer Supreme Mr. Destiny is offline
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    LOL i like the endin sentence. xD



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