[TXT] Student - Teacher Exchanges

[Batz]

1. TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!


3. TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!


6. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WILLIE: Me!


7. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


9. TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


10. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

11. TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


12. TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


13. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

[MentaL]

[xuvurex]

lol i actually enjoyed those :)

[Laz-low]

Lol @ 9, 11 and 13

[keviin]

lol sweet ******* funny!!

[Diseased]

I heard like 3 of em before. But the rest are funny

[Parker]

I like the first and last one the best.
There pretty good.

[Initiate]

aw if i was in the state i would so use that george washington one lol

[Genryu]

10. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

Lol'd.

[Schfoo]

Lmao.
5, 9, 10, 11 were the best to me.

[rozandas]

Ah, i needed a good laugh

[Unleashed Hell]

LoL, I actually know all of those already. But it's still kinda nice :P

[bramdebouvere]

Haha lol nice

[Nuklear]

I lol'd at some of these. xD

[I Rule MU]

i heard a couple of these before but i still loled,

[Ruhani]

Heard a couple aswell but cheered me up :P,

[Pfa]

jokes... " I AM ..." :D

[RayOfLight]

-1 for the teacher @ number 8 ^^

[Wloczykij]

11 is great :D

[Hammad]

I liked them all, but 9, 11, 12 and 13 just owned. ^^

[Brintakoe]

SWEET love em

[Daney]

4, 8, 5. rofl. nice.

I know this is old, but it's good.

[TimTheLord]

8, 10, 13 made me smile.

[transit]

5 made me laugh! HILARIOUS! NICE jokes.

[WeveOrWevo]

nice

[Illusion]

1, 4 and 13 was funny ^^