[TxT] sunbaking naked

[HeroX]

there was a guy who was sunbaking naked in a park(dont ask y) and a little girl cum up 2 him and sees his anatomy. She then begins 2 ask him questions:

Girl: sir wats that?(pointing at his penis)

guy:umm thats my pet bird

girl:sir wats that?(pointing at his testicles)

guy:um thats the birds eggs

girl:sir wats that?(pointing at his pubic hair)

guy:um thats the birds nest

So the little girl decides to run off and play satisfied wif the answers. So the guy falls asleep. Later he wakes up and has a terrible pain in his genital region. Unsure of wat caused the pain he went to a doctor.

guy:um doctor wats rong with my genitals?

doctor:im not sure. was there any1 u saw at that day at the park?

guy:yeh a little girl

So the guy leads the doctor to the park and spots out the lttle girl for him. The doctor approaches the girl and says:

doctor: excuse me little girl, did u do nething 2 this man?

Girl: well i wanted to play with his birdy. So i went ova there wen he was asleep and began stroking his bird until it spat on me. So i broke its neck, smashed its eggs with sum nearby stones and lit the nest on fire wif my magnifying glass.

:angel_hyp

[MentaL]

[Rishwin]

garg repost >.<
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