[Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

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    Grand Master frozenno1 is offline
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    [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
    The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
    The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
    "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
    "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
    The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
    The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"


    ps

    I hope that everyone who didn't hear this joke before would enjoy it as much as i did as well as people who've heard similar jokes before.


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    Elite Member Chaos2k3 is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    LMAO, ohh god i fell of my chair laughing, that is the top joke i've read on these forums so far.

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    pork pork Parker is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    It's pretty good.

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    Grand Master andrikas is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Nothing more than a slight .. giggle ? I don't get people who say that they fell of they're chair laughing or the laughed so hard that they hit they're head or whatever .. its just weird.

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    Sorcerer Supreme keviin is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    lol so funny!!

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Errr thats a changed copy of the original joke which i once posted. Original was much funnier.

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    Grand Master NobodyWOW is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Nice one, I love it :)

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    Grand Master Saint is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    n1.

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    Grand Master Iron Maiden is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Haha. Sick and kinda dark but funny.

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    Grand Master Nuklear is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    lol nice 1 xD

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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    lol bj. nice post.

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    Grand Master HeroX is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Quote Originally Posted by Rishwin View Post
    Errr thats a changed copy of the original joke which i once posted. Original was much funnier.
    i 2nd that.:ninja:

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    Grand Master bramdebouvere is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    lol funny :p that man in the gun shop got pwnd

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    Grand Master RayOfLight is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    I think he should have never mentioned about his house..lol. Good one..

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    ROFL.. nice one. :)

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    Grand Master Saint is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    That' s pretty cool.^^

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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Haha nice.

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    Grand Master F.O.X is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    haha/lol, funny :D.

    -F.O.X

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    Elite Member Golden Eye is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    LOL.

    It's alright, but at second read, not that funny.

    Yours Truly,
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    Grand Master rozandas is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Lmao that was good xD

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    Elite Member Pat V2.5 is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Lol, Ownage

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    Rulling San d'Oria! EgobrainX is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Hahaha heard a similliar one, but this one is good too :D

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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Quote Originally Posted by I Rule MU View Post
    lol bj. nice post.
    yea we got that...

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    Grand Master TimTheLord is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    Hahaha, that was funny, still loling.

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    Grand Master Mr.GoodStuff is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

    roflmaool but i think i heard it b4 cant remember :/



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