[txt]Whipped

[Josh]

A plane was shot down over Iraq and Saddam Hussain captured a Scotsman,an Englishman and an Australian. Saddam says "I'm not as cruel as George Bush says I am You will be given 50 lashes each but you can have whatever you want on your back"
Rishwin goes first and asks for the finest Kangaroo hide there is to cover his back. This is granted and he receives the kangaroo hide before he receives 50 lashes. His back is all torn and bleeding but he survives.
ElMarshal says "I will take it as it comes I will have nothing on my back and will be proud to bear the scars" he shouts defiantly"Stiff upper lip you know eh what" His wish is granted and he receives his 50 lashes, his back torn and bleeding, his ribs fractured and protruding, a terrible mess to behold.
"Now Iain It's your turn you have the same choice as the other two what would you like on your back" says Saddam.
Iain replies quickly and without hesitation "I'll have ElMarshal!"

[MentaL]

[Iain]

lol XD

[Boko]

I feel sorry for ElMarshal :cry:

[Le Bastardo]

hehehe :D nice

[Mr. Destiny]

lOlx.. Josh.. why you always use other people names? o.O :P

[Flameingskull]

and whats with the stiff upper lip.

any brit would just say give me something that stops a whip.

fool.

[Genryu]

Lmao :P Cloud got owned.

[Josh]

and whats with the stiff upper lip.

any brit would just say give me something that stops a whip.

fool.

Its a joke. :p.
I could have put anything there and anyone would have been offended.

[EgobrainX]

loool old but funny :)

[Skycut]

why cant my name be there :P

anyway its funny as hell