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  1. 31-08-06 #1
    GOD
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    [txt]Wrong answer

    A helicopter pilot goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place from where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

    She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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  3. 31-08-06 #2
    Spark
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    ahahahahah! that was excellent xD, took me a minute to get it, but what a great joke xD
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  4. 31-08-06 #3
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    Buahahahahahaha Omg That's nice one.... he he he he he...
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  5. 31-08-06 #4
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    LOL..Thats a good one..I was a bit slow on getting it though lol..
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  6. 31-08-06 #5
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    Lol thats awsome :thumbsup:
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  7. 31-08-06 #6
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    Lol, That made me laugh lol
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  8. 01-09-06 #7
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    ehh, i still dont get it... :ala:

    Edit: nvm i get it now, lol
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  9. 01-09-06 #8
    BladeX
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    lol i get it , nice one.
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  10. 01-09-06 #9
    Josh
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    Every joke, the same guys dont get the jokes... :P
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  11. 01-09-06 #10
    nicksalad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    Every joke, the same guys dont get the jokes... :P
    lol, first joke and i get it ^^ it just took time xD
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  12. 01-09-06 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    Every joke, the same guys dont get the jokes... :P
    dont mock the mentaly challenged :P
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  13. 01-09-06 #12
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    w00t nice 1
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  14. 01-09-06 #13
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    Pretty nice one <.<
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    lol looks like he did more then her.. lol
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    hahhaha !Stupid girl..
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  17. 02-09-06 #16
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    LOL!!!! :rofl:

    while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
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  18. 02-09-06 #17
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    Haha, good one.
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  19. 22-09-06 #18
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    lolz...i think ive seen it before...just cant remember where
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  20. 22-09-06 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DennyBoy View Post
    lolz...i think ive seen it before...just cant remember where
    Here 3 weeks ago?...
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  21. 22-09-06 #20
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    i LoLed for a sec
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  22. 30-09-06 #21
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    Repost, i seen this the title was Your Son Teacher
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  23. 30-09-06 #22
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    *chuckles*

    hehehehehahahahahahahahahahahaaamwuahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!11one

    not bad.
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  24. 01-10-06 #23
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    haha thats fucking ace
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  25. 01-10-06 #24
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    Wow a 1 month bump 0_o.
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  26. 02-10-06 #25
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    lol that was nice
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