[txt] You boleh cakap Inggeris?

[Ionic & Schizo]

A Swiss man was on holiday in Manchester and was looking for directions, as he stood outside The Arndale. He stops two Nike-clad-chavs who were passing by.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two lads look at each other blankly and stare back at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.
The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?"
No response from the two lads.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing from the Mancunian Nike-clad-chavs.

The Swiss guy walks off, extremely disgusted and dejected that he was not understood. One of the lads turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language!"

"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good!"

[MentaL]

[BladeX]

I should have said LoL !

Nice one

[wounded]

Lmao , he knew what's the guy is talking about...

Huh, what?

Good joke...but whats a nike-clad-chav?

[Scottish]

a chav is someone who wears a full tracksuit and usually goes around harrassing people...

[themasher]

a chav is someone who wears a full tracksuit and usually goes around harrassing people...[/IMG]

now we know what a chav is. it just looks like some kind of gay wigger
ok now whats a nike-clad-chav?

[Scottish]

same as that but they all the clothes they wear are nike...not much difference lol

[Alfons]

Lol nice one,
Its kunnen not koennen btw :p