[WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

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    Post [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    SOURCE: http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

    Anyways, i found this on one of my group blogs and i thought why not share it here.

    We need a good chuckle anywhoo.

    A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

    Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

    The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

    The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

    Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

    When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

    Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

    Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

    The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

    Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
    All i can say is.... Those kids missed one hell of an opportunity. ;) Or maybe they avoided some STD's.

    -Rozandas


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    Infraction Banned eLiTe-X-Jamie is offline
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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Hmmm, he would rather play halo than get down with some hookers? Somethings up!
    It would be different if he was doing them while playing halo.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    He was doing them. He is chatting a load of bollax =]

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    Grand Master rozandas is offline
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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    It isnt Bollox LOL

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Lol
    I would choose
    Hookers THAN Halo =]]

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Rofl.

    What's the point in hiring escort girls if you're not gonna fulfill their purposes instead of playing Halo?

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Infact, why did he buy halo...
    There are two reasons that make you think this guy is an idiot:

    1. He bought hookers and didnt do shit with them.
    2. He bought Halo.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    They are really nuts.

    Well as for the girls, maybe they did something to them they're not just telling it :D

    Bad bad boy.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.
    lol irl.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    haha
    Halo's fun, but girls are funner ;)

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    wow that was very foolish the hookers might have had something xD

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Quote Originally Posted by Andre23 View Post
    wow that was very foolish the hookers might have had something xD
    The hookers are General already. They played all night..

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Halo just beat his Penis. Wow.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    LMFAO!!! Nice pic canon xD

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    Lol. I couldn't resist.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Lmfao Hahaha Nice pic Canon.
    xD

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    nice

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    OMGsh EPIC Pic canon, just right for this lol

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    Grand Master Canon is offline
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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Quote Originally Posted by rozandas View Post
    OMGsh EPIC Pic canon, just right for this lol
    Yeah, because I made it lol

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Lol
    Nice Cannon you did it yourself?
    I tohught maybe google or sumthing:P

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    Grand Master Canon is offline
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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    No just 30 seconds in photoshop lol.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Quote Originally Posted by eLiTe-X-Jamie View Post
    Hmmm, he would rather play halo than get down with some hookers? Somethings up!
    It would be different if he was doing them while playing halo.
    i would too, hookers are our earth's gromits.

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Quote Originally Posted by Canon View Post
    No just 30 seconds in photoshop lol.
    lol looked longer xD

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    Re: [WEB] 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers {LOL News}

    Maybe a little, but not much!



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