[Wii Joke]when you run out of batteries

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    [Wii Joke]when you run out of batteries

    Funny as joke my gf told me one day

    "I was trying to play my Wii and found that the batteries in my remote had died. Seeing that I had no extra batteries around the studio, I got desperate and took the batteries out of my vibrator.
    Now that's love."

    Changed it a little but so it sounds more funny
    Last edited by efareo; 25-12-06 at 04:51 AM.


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    Grand Master themasher is offline
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    I don't get it o.O but if you find this funny you're probably a pervert ^_^

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by themasher View Post
    I don't get it o.O but if you find this funny you're probably a pervert ^_^
    Well not really, the joke is that she loves the wii so much she'd forgive other..."things"

    fill in the blanks im sure your educated enough ^^

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    Grand Master George is offline
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    does wii's remote control have vibration?
    if yes then its 2 in 1 ^-^

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    Grand Master NuTCracker is offline
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    wait.. you mean... your saing that.. that your gay o.o ? No, i mean i really don't understand the joke.. at all.. o_o

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    Omer Omer is offline
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    /agree with nutty man!

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    Grand Master George is offline
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    i think you missed a sentence guys...
    Funny as joke my gf told me one day

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    Grand Master kost is offline
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    lol you have really nice girlfriend :S

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khadia View Post
    i think you missed a sentence guys...
    Yer i think they did....but how could u get gay outta that anyway?

    lol you have really nice girlfriend :S
    Dam right ^^

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    Newbie Dire Clique is offline
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    I didn't laugh irl. ):

    My gf doesn't need a vibrator likes yours.

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    Exactly what Dire said. :p
    and I don't think his *cough* gf *cough* mom * cough* incest * dead*
    said it.

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    errr....Dire i really didnt need to know that

    Oh nd genryu reading past your annoying cough things i gathered you think my gf is my mum and shes dead...Well where i come from we dont go out with our mums and she isnt dead...so im glad i cleared things for you

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    Grand Master BladeX is offline
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    The joke is quite "dry" to me.

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    I guess you have to own a wii to really laugh cos only then will you know how desperate you get when you run out of batteries

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    Browncoat Robert is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by efareo View Post
    I guess you have to own a wii to really laugh cos only then will you know how desperate you get when you run out of batteries
    Havent ran out of batterys yet...

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    Grand Master wounded is offline
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    haha ur gf uses a vibrator...wow u must be mad useful.

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    Meh Matt is offline
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    No one shut's up about Wii using batteries! xBox 360 uses them aswell...

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by wounded View Post
    haha ur gf uses a vibrator...wow u must be mad useful.
    Hey not my fault shes so horny , but hey when it comes to the real thing its makes it all the more fun
    Last edited by efareo; 27-12-06 at 09:16 AM.

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    Grand Master George is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by wounded View Post
    haha ur gf uses a vibrator...wow u must be mad useful.
    i read somewhere that girls prefer the vibrator more than man's penis
    btw i found this Dildo Song - Google Video

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khadia View Post
    i read somewhere that girls prefer the vibrator more than man's penis
    btw i found this Dildo Song - Google Video
    Naa i dnt think thats true...for one i now a few ppl wont get this but like sex is supposed to be something special with somebody else you cant get the same feeling from a metal object or plastic im sure anybdy will tell u that, things like that are for when you are alone and bored Lolz [porn!]

    nice song btw

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by efareo View Post
    errr....Dire i really didnt need to know that

    Oh nd genryu reading past your annoying cough things i gathered you think my gf is my mum and shes dead...Well where i come from we dont go out with our mums and she isnt dead...so im glad i cleared things for you
    The dead part was a cough thingy so you didn't read good enough.
    Too bad you didn't clear things up. :busted_co
    Why does she needs you if she has a vibrator?

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    Sorcerer Supreme ChojiroShintaro is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by efareo View Post
    Seeing that I had no extra batteries around the studio, I got desperate and took the batteries out of my vibrator
    Hmm...

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    Member Akishi is offline
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    This joke fails, say the original joke and maybe it wont fail as bad as this one ):

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    Grand Master efareo is offline
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    "sigh"

    Lets just look at the joke and not the connection to me ok, if u cant figure out something live with it. Its meant to be funny cos ppl actually do it.

    Oh nd askishi the original joke was personal so i changed it for the public

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    Sorcerer Supreme darkgrim666 is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by efareo View Post
    Well not really, the joke is that she loves the wii so much she'd forgive other..."things"

    fill in the blanks im sure your educated enough ^^
    Lol were also learning something from this joke arent we?



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