[BAT] Chatterbot batch file.

[Matty]

Hey, guys. I'm working on my creation called "chatterbot". Anyways I had him programmed really basic in a batch file;

@ ECHO OFF
set /p var1=Why, hello. What is your name? 
ECHO My name is Chatter Bot, %var1%
set /p var2=How are you today, %var1%? 
ECHO I'm %var2% too.
set /p var3=Why are you %var2%? 
set /p var4=Why? 
set /p var5=Do I scare you? 
set /p var6=%var5%? How so? 
set /p var7=I have to go now.  
ECHO Bye, %var1%

PAUSE >nul 10
EXIT

Anyways. I'm making a new one with 'if' statements and I need what you would say to the question 'How are you?' and 'How are you today?' do you mind posting your response for me? And does anyone know the code for like if they dont say anything on the list for the bot to reply with something if they say like some random adjective? thanks :D

[MentaL]

[Schfoo]

I love sending these to some unsuspecting victims :P

But you may want to get this moved to the showcase.

[lukyjay]

vbs scripts for the win, make like 500 popup boxes, unclosable :)

[Matty]

I love sending these to some unsuspecting victims :P

But you may want to get this moved to the showcase.

Heh, I didn't know where to put it :]