[Batch] Windows tricks

[mygearis]

Idk if you guys know about these already but I just happened upon them awhile back.

Files for .Bat

Shutdown

msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "error! you are too stupid!" -s

Cycling Message boxes

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you retarded?
msg * Ur gay aren't u . . .
msg * Rofl your face is turning Red isn't it
msg * Am I Annoying you
GOTO BEGIN

To Net Send (Meaning to send over to people over your entire Network)

@ECHO off
:Begin
net send * I Laugh at your suffering.
GOTO begin

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

Continious Cd Drive Opener ~ Closer
This Even Opens ~ closes DvDs, Basically any Drive / All Drives you have.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 250
loop

[MentaL]

[DJRemix123]

WOW! this could come in handy. :P

[mygearis]

I hope it helps! ^^

[commandcom]

lol make many of these and put to someones windows startmenu startup folder so next time he boot pc up little neverending fun happens
or make your usb stick autorun to load some... :D

neverending fun....

[Daevius]

Lame...Windows shouldn't ever allow a script to turn down the computer without running in administer mode.

Also, moved to showcase, this ain't a coding problem, is it?

[ProjectGrey]

Good post, but old tricks.

That was one problem with WIndows. If those scripts can do that, someone could do anything with a script and hurt a victims system.

[commandcom]

well the point is how you run these scripts on someones computer without acess
its same as any program you can just do it in your computer and nowhere else
and you can shutdown or whatever you want to do in your computer
i cant understand why you think its lame? if you know programming language and use it on your
purpose then its all for good

[Daevius]

i cant understand why you think its lame? if you know programming language and use it on your
purpose then its all for good

Sorry, I was referring to Windows, the OS ;)

[s-p-n]

It's called microsoft because it's small and easy to crack.. If it was majorhard we'd have a problem -.-..

Lol what a stupid name for a company :P

[Daevius]

It's called microsoft because it's small and easy to crack.. If it was majorhard we'd have a problem -.-..

Lol what a stupid name for a company :P

Hehe, made me chuckle :P

[EliteGM]

Deavius what OS do you use?
Linux? MAC?

[Monsta.]

Nice list rofl.

It's cool. Thanks.

[andrew951]

either my computer is stupid or it doesnt work on vista. =/

[Alphabeat]

I have some more batch-commands which I use at school very often.
I am just sort of addicted to make the multi-media library personnel pissed off.
I could release the list if someone wants to.

[Superfun]

I have some more batch-commands which I use at school very often.
I am just sort of addicted to make the multi-media library personnel pissed off.
I could release the list if someone wants to.

you should only need command.com to screw the network

[gigorga]

Continious Cd Drive Opener ~ Closer
This Even Opens ~ closes DvDs, Basically any Drive / All Drives you have.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 250
loop

Omg I am gonna have so much fun with that I'm gonna put it on like all the school computers so everyone is like "WTF HAX GHOST~!" Even though I knew most of these except for the CD one anyways thanks a lot I'm gonna have some fun!

[Clysse]

dont fuck with school computers or prepare for rape

[Superfun]

dont fuck with school computers or prepare for rape

i do that all the time <3

[s-p-n]

Omg I am gonna have so much fun with that I'm gonna put it on like all the school computers so everyone is like "WTF HAX GHOST~!" Even though I knew most of these except for the CD one anyways thanks a lot I'm gonna have some fun!

lol.. been there.. done that :P

Funny because it's true, when I was a fresh man in highschool

[Extreme,]

lol awesome, thanks for this xD gonna send to some people .

:p

[kojowolf510]

Lol I like the message sending ones. I'm using these.

[Negata]

I despise any and all of you who cause harm to others for plain own pleasure. You guys suck. Especially if it's not even by your own pure skill but a lame copy-paste. People like you are the ones who slow the whole mankind's progress.. you're a thiefs of time... without any gain for even yourselves. Get a job, clean up a sewer or something.. or drown there.

[Royalinus]

I despise any and all of you who cause harm to others for plain own pleasure. You guys suck. Especially if it's not even by your own pure skill but a lame copy-paste. People like you are the ones who slow the whole mankind's progress.. you're a thiefs of time... without any gain for even yourselves. Get a job, clean up a sewer or something.. or drown there.

Thank you Mr. Buzzkill. jk.
I do agree about the copy and paste part but, its not causing any harm just annoyance. Now if it was something like erase all System 32 folders i would then consider it harming, these are just simple pranks

[TheFear]

Yeap =D to true Thanks for these scripts =D Bottom feeders FTW!

[ohlalaItsFrank]

This isn't even his. He ripped this from hack-forums.net......