[Batch] Windows tricks

[gigorga]

Continious Cd Drive Opener ~ Closer
This Even Opens ~ closes DvDs, Basically any Drive / All Drives you have.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 250
loop

Omg I am gonna have so much fun with that I'm gonna put it on like all the school computers so everyone is like "WTF HAX GHOST~!" Even though I knew most of these except for the CD one anyways thanks a lot I'm gonna have some fun!

[Clysse]

dont fuck with school computers or prepare for rape

[Superfun]

dont fuck with school computers or prepare for rape

i do that all the time <3

[s-p-n]

Omg I am gonna have so much fun with that I'm gonna put it on like all the school computers so everyone is like "WTF HAX GHOST~!" Even though I knew most of these except for the CD one anyways thanks a lot I'm gonna have some fun!

lol.. been there.. done that :P

Funny because it's true, when I was a fresh man in highschool

[Extreme,]

lol awesome, thanks for this xD gonna send to some people .

:p

[kojowolf510]

Lol I like the message sending ones. I'm using these.

[Negata]

I despise any and all of you who cause harm to others for plain own pleasure. You guys suck. Especially if it's not even by your own pure skill but a lame copy-paste. People like you are the ones who slow the whole mankind's progress.. you're a thiefs of time... without any gain for even yourselves. Get a job, clean up a sewer or something.. or drown there.

[Royalinus]

I despise any and all of you who cause harm to others for plain own pleasure. You guys suck. Especially if it's not even by your own pure skill but a lame copy-paste. People like you are the ones who slow the whole mankind's progress.. you're a thiefs of time... without any gain for even yourselves. Get a job, clean up a sewer or something.. or drown there.

Thank you Mr. Buzzkill. jk.
I do agree about the copy and paste part but, its not causing any harm just annoyance. Now if it was something like erase all System 32 folders i would then consider it harming, these are just simple pranks

[TheFear]

Yeap =D to true Thanks for these scripts =D Bottom feeders FTW!

[ohlalaItsFrank]

This isn't even his. He ripped this from hack-forums.net......

[s-p-n]

You should put the Command Prompt loop on there.. I forget how to do it but it was like 3 lines of code and whenever you opened the file it kept opening a copy of itself.. the only way to stop it is to restart, but it's nothing permanent.. just a fun learning experience.. Another thing I did with school computers when substitutes came

[Slaughtlander]

This is going to be a hell of alot of fun at school! -Re-makes the Internet Explorer shortcut into the shortcut to the shutdown-

[alexz003]

Hmm, the net send doesn't work.