[Javascript] Jam shitty promise support forcefully into every last god damn function

[TimeBomb]

Because fuck it.

// NOTE TO HUMANITY: Don't use this code until humans have devolved to the point where we no longer have thumbs.

Object.defineProperty(Function.prototype, 'promise', {
    get: function() {
        var origFunc = this;
        return function() {
            var result = origFunc.apply(this, arguments);
            return {
                then: function then(callback) {
                    return callback.promise(result);
                },
                done: function done(callback) {
                    return callback(result);
                }
            };
        };
    }
}); 

Example Usage:

// NOTE TO APE HUMANITY: Here is a banana. https://imgur.com/gallery/z4T2iMJ

var testFunc = function a(a, b, c) { return a+b+c; };
testFunc.promise = 'abc';
var testFuncPromise = testFunc.promise(1,1,2)
    .then(function c(result) {
        result += 1;
        console.log(result);
        return result;
    })
    .then(function c(result) {
        result -= 1;
        console.log(result);
        return result;
    })
    .done(function c(result) {
        result -= 1;
        console.log(result);
        return result;
    })
;
console.log('testFuncPromise: ' + testFuncPromise);

/* Outputs:
 * 5
 * 4
 * 3
 * testFuncPromise: 3
 */ 

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[Caustik]

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I got another one haha