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Ohhhhh Okay So it must be end('$mesg') because $mesg is an array of messages.. That makes perfect sense, I don't know why I thought otherwise :P

Okay, so it works then. Cool ;)

It may be better used like this:

function give_response($mesg,$catch,$response)
{
    $last = (string) 'hey!';

    $mesg = (string) $mesg;
    $catch = (array) $catch;
    $response = (array) $response;
  
    $default = array (
            'speak english you dumb cunt',
            "I can't understand a word you're saying.."
            );
    
    
    if(eregi('hey',$mesg)>0) 
    {
        return $last;
    } 
    else if(strlen($mesg)>0) 
    {
        for($i=0;$i<count($catch);$i++) 
        {
            if(eregi($catch[$i],$mesg)>0) 
            {
                return $response[$i];
            }
        }
    } else return $default[ rand(0, (count($default)-1) ) ];
}  



$catch = array (
        '1',
        '2',
        'fuck you',
        'fuck me',
        'im not fat sorry',
        'lol'
        );
$response = array (
            'M3GA@stoned.com, johnny10561@hotmail.com',
            'HotelunderSeige',
            'you to punji',
            'not your fat ass',
            'and im human',
            'go back to thailand commi, nothing is funny there'
            );
$new_message = give_response(end($mesg),$catch,$response); 

This way the arrays are a bit more flexible. So if you decide to switch to MySQL for storage, it will be more easy because you can just add the assiciative array returned from `mysql_fetch_array()` or `mysql_fetch_assoc()`.

Good luck ;)

Edit:

You might consider making $default outside the function as well :P I forgot about that.. - It's another thing you might want in the db