Oh I was gonna give it to ya but then I realized the your entire fucked head is made of ham. You can just go ahead and eat that shit and hope tissue regeneration helps ya. Besides, some fucker stole all the roti, dhaal and coke so we're fucking screwed till our next ship in. So fuck off!!1
I still want that roti and daal you kept from me, you know.
Ehm... Ham...
It's fine, I get it.
Why would I EVER even think of doing that?
You blocked me, didn't you!?
No. I'm gonna use you instead. :)
You know what? No roti, soup, porn or contact with the outside world for a month! Now here's a tooth brush, clean the toilet. I want it to be spotless! And also, I never did flush.
BATtY MAN!
BASTARD!l!!
BAtTY MAN!
Cal me BattyMan one more time and I'll make sure you'll spend christmas cleaning my toilet!
Thank you BattyMan.
You too, Hamhead.
Merry Xmas. Have a good one. :)
