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[Txt]Life
Two 90 year old men are laying in their in a jail. Both are serving life sentences for a crime they didn't commit when they were younger...
Jim turns to the other and says, "Bob! when i was 20yrs old and my penis got hard, I could grab it with both hands and not bend it an inch. When i was 50 I could grab my cock n bend it about 20degrees.. When i was 70, i bent it about 45degrees.... Now that im 90 I can almost bend it in half!"
Bob then looks at Jim and tells him, "I'm sorry to hear that Jim."
Jim replies "Sorry?? damnit Bob, by the time i'm 100, i'll be strong enough to bend those
bars on the window n get us outta here!"
[offtopic]Anyone seen a movie called Life? It's a comedy. Can't remember who the actors in it are but this joke reminds me of that movie.[/offtopic]
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hahaha
that was the best thing ive read tonight
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repost tbh, but that was AGES ago ;)
ace joke :thumb_yel
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haha that was cool.. where are the cool emotes u sometimes put in it lol?
(ask rishwin for his "bar" ones :tp:)
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Stupid old men. :tp:
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