My son's more successful than yours....

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

:D lmao heard it before but its still good lol

hehehe :P nice

lmfao :rofl:

thats funny

That's a good one. Lol.

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Originally Posted by ProjectGrey

That's a good one. Lol.

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Seriously?
Over a 5 and a half year bump...

Crash

fucking old bump, but lol'd.

xD I laughed like I was gay.
EDIT:
OMFG 2003?!

wow I was 13 when this thread was made

and some of our members would have been like 8 or 9

thats just scary

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Originally Posted by ProjectGrey

That's a good one. Lol.

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..and what was the point of a 5 year bump rofl.

I thought this was funny.

Haha! Really nice one xD

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Originally Posted by vannaroth

wow I was 13 when this thread was made

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I think I was 9 going on 10 in 2 more months.
xD

Was 9 , 10 in 3 months. Wow , it scares me to see such old stuff. Pretty funny tho ;)

Might've been a 5 year bump but it's a good joke all-in-all

Lol
5 Year Bump total ftw.
Thanks Project.

Lol thats for bump
Gave me a laugh

This was funny.

Hahaha I think it's fair to say that this joke is old.
But it was fken awesome.

made me lol, made me lol even more

lol

ya lol
this made me laugh XDDD

rofl good one! ... but for a 5 years bump... 5 infractions! :P

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"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

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Isn't the three guy's son the boyfriend of the last son?

Lmfao epic hhahaah nice :d

It was bumped because of this:

http://forum.ragezone.com/f80/txt-my...-yours-512741/