Dont u hate it when you pee on your shoes?

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08-02-06
Josh

Dont u hate it when you pee on your shoes?

And the urine drips into your socks?
Never happened to me though :)
08-02-06
MySTIKaL

I hate it when squirrels get in my socks...
08-02-06
bitblaster

Yeah, happens to us all once or twice :S

Line your shoes with plastic, or get the cheap ass walmart ones.
08-02-06
Genryu

Never happens to me ;P I never pee
08-02-06
Rishwin

not my shoes... my toes! :D
08-02-06
Ionic & Schizo

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Originally Posted by rishwin

not my shoes... my toes! :D

Or your cat.
08-02-06
Rishwin

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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo

Or your cat.

:icon6: hehe yea, that really does it for both of us ;)
20-09-06
Alfons

Buuuuuuuuuump
Mohahahaha Rofl
20-09-06
Ulti

what a topic xD
20-09-06
Pieman

Cock.
20-09-06
The_Gatekeeper_

I hate when you kinda make an attempt to piss and the streams broken up and veering toward the left and dribbles a little on your shoe, but when you really get in the bulk it straightens out.
20-09-06
Gilly

i hate it when u piss on ur finger by accident rofl
20-09-06
Boko

you guys are weird O_o Only 3 year olds piss on their shoes unless you're drunk...
20-09-06
Skycut

word
20-09-06
The_Gatekeeper_

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Originally Posted by Boko

you guys are weird O_o Only 3 years olds piss on their shoes unless you're drunk...

and you have no eyebrows :(
21-09-06
theskirt

Impossible
21-09-06
DaCheat

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Originally Posted by theskirt

Impossible

trust me, its not...I've seen girls do it... They get so drunk they go anywhere and yes it was very funny.

But what I REALLY hate, is when you go out partying, and go to the bathroom hammered...and you're standing there doing your business, and start swaying because it feels cool (guys you know what I'm talking about ;) ) then you sway back a little too far, and almost fall over.....and you piss everywhere...

God I hate that...
21-09-06
Rishwin

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Originally Posted by DaCheat

trust me, its not...I've seen girls do it... They get so drunk they go anywhere and yes it was very funny.

But what I REALLY hate, is when you go out partying, and go to the bathroom hammered...and you're standing there doing your business, and start swaying because it feels cool (guys you know what I'm talking about ;) ) then you sway back a little too far, and almost fall over.....and you piss everywhere...

God I hate that...

thats so true :|

rofl i hate when i'm wasted and doing a piss, and one of fingers will get in the way of the stream, so the piss runs all the way down my hand and diverts onto my pants >><
21-09-06
Rapper

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

thats so true :|

rofl i hate when i'm wasted and doing a piss, and one of fingers will get in the way of the stream, so the piss runs all the way down my hand and diverts onto my pants >><

someone should write a guide to not pissing all over the place when your wasted. I'd buy it. lol
21-09-06
George

well i do it especially in the morning
21-09-06
nzrock

lol i go to piss b4 i get passed out
21-09-06
Gilly

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Originally Posted by Rapper

someone should write a guide to not pissing all over the place when your wasted. I'd buy it. lol

aim 1 foot away from the toilet in any direction, u should now hit it with ease ;)
21-09-06
George

yes but you know the shape of your dick when you had a difficult night, in the morning
22-09-06
Becky

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Originally Posted by theskirt

Impossible

You puked on your shoes once
22-09-06
xeLJoYo

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Originally Posted by Becky

You puked on your shoes once

but that's normal o.o