Those funny emails

a load more funny emails i got :)

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks
into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters,
and notices his accent.Over the course of the night they get to know each
other quite well. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to
come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted
to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is
travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing
her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep
with him again for $200.Jill remembers the night before and is only too
happy to agree.This goes on for 5 nights.On the 6th night the guy comes
in, orders

Fosters and sits in the corner.Jill thinks that may be she
should pay him more attention and may be she can then shake some more
cash out of him again.So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him
where he's from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies

That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says, "... what number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my
parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "...your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN!

Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black >bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin.
I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we
have sex." After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the
latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the
black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his
shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin
and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have
rough sex." Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the
grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with
Bob.

Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully
recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to
Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt
sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?"

lmao :rofl:

LOL :)

Quote:

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Originally posted by Solares
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?"

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:lol: lol

and the first unes even betta

:rofl:

:cry: :cry: :cry:

OMG lol

lmao those r sweet

Lol!!!:lol: