Theres more were that came from!!
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black >bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin.
I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we
have sex." After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the
latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the
black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his
shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin
and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have
rough sex." Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the
grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with
Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully
recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to
Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt
sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?"
