My friend Brad recently gots his Master's Degree in physics from the MIT. Unfortunately, he's having some trouble finding a job (it's tough to get a physics job these days). He's already spent two months looking for a job. He's running low on rent money so he decided to work in the Central Square McDonald's on weekends and look for a job during the week.
After Brad handed in an employment application, the manager told that he wasn't qualified. "Not qualified!?! I've got a Master's degree in Physics from MIT!" he said. The McDonald's manager replied, "I'm sorry, but all of our physicists have PhDs."
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.
He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, "Pull over!"
The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
A blonde was out on a date.
Her date said you have something on your cheek. So she wiped it off.
Then her date said, "No, the other side."
So she reached into her mouth and wiped the other side.
A blonde man wearing a headset walks into a barbershop and says he wants his hair dyed brown.
The barber asks him to take off the headphones. The blonde refuses but the barber dyes it anyway.
The blonde falls asleep so the barber takes the headphones off and continues dying his hair again.
Two minutes later he's shocked to find the blonde is dead. The barber puts on the headphones and there's a voice repeating, "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."
