The WTF situations of life :)

OK so I am 16. having my GCSE's coming up soon so have/nt gone to school for 2 weeks.
You know studying for GCSE's and doing all nerdy stuff :(

Well today I get to school for one ym schools graduation exams...and what do I find ?
People who i dont even know calling out to me...calling for me

I just think its normal and get to class, I am mobbed by my mates...they are like
"Why did you do it!?"... "What were you thinking!?"

And i am like "....huh?" what are you guys talking about...no one tells me what I have supposedly done. The exam gets over. As I am walking back to class I am mobbed by Jocks (you know the dumb and ugly ones...and before I know it...I am fighitng all 4 fo them...someone steps in and it gets over... " I am still like..... huh?! wtf!?"

I insult them (as I generally do) and I walk back to class. By this time I am really thinking whats happening...everyone thinks I am kidding no one tells me...

So after 4 fights in the day, I find out that some guy made a site to make fun of the school (my orignal idea but not really mine) and my mates think that I used it to make fun of them !.... I mean how could they think that ?!

Pretty soon i get called into the admnistration and the guy is opening a really "vulgar" site and asking me... "Who made this" and I am like....what ?! I dont know (But i knew it must have been my friend I was discussing with him, i think he went overboard)
Then it hit me... they thought I made that site...the adminstration thinks i made it to make fun of them and my mates think I made it to make fun of them (the site was...well really bad)

Then a nooby, chunky, dumb (sorry its true) got called to the admins (it was the same jock who I make fu of regularly for being wayyyy to dumb) and was asked to bring proof (at this time i am still a little dazed)

He brings out a flash disk and before long he puts it in and I see my name on the bottom of the site ! I am like ""WTF!?"" and I screamed at him ... Photoshop!?

Turns out 50 people saw my name. I expalin it to them that there is a 3rd character in the story who you will see tomorrow (the real culprit) the stupid guy left my name by mistake when he was copying my stuff !

I leave school 2 fights later and as soon as the bell rang, I ran for my life....with a student body of 200 strong at my tail...

Just gotta love one of those WTF! days....
What am I supposed to do now !
options

Tell the truth and get friedn in trouble...

or ?!???

I dont really know. I think your friend should tell the truth, not you.

And if he doesnt take the blame and then get a Flame trower and burn his funking house. j/K

Really, he should speak, not you, but if he doesnt then he is no friend and teach him a lesson.

hehe i nicknamed my friend " houdini " after the show he put on today ! LOL

I did have a 200 VS 1 fight :)
It was 200 of [b}US[/b] VS one fat jock LOL

I dunno how my friend did it :S but the jocks suspended for a few days too

LOLL thanks guys

dude, life is a WTF situation.

neither.
tbh i'd just say that i have no idea who made it then go and bash the crap out of the person who DID make it (friend or not, they deserve it)

6 fights in 8 hours? Just don't belive that. You would have gotten into trouble at the very least and most of all probally got the shit beatten out of you. Just some of it doesn't sound realistic. oO

NoPeace - out

rofl, so hes lying about the fights? I will second the suspicion no peace has.

depends where he lives imo.
I know I'd have to fight a LOT too if I'd get a lot of trouble like that.

Oh damn... why didn't i notice this earlier... oh well... here is yet me owning a idiot yet again...

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OK so I am 16

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Now check the attached screenshot, which is from his profile...


What has RZ that draws these lying idiots to it like flies on shit? And you know these are the special kind of breed, these aren't the guys who just lie, they do it so blatant that they post different kind of stuff just a few posts away, or in this case in his freaking profile...

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Originally Posted by NoPeace

6 fights in 8 hours? Just don't belive that. You would have gotten into trouble at the very least and most of all probally got the shit beatten out of you. Just some of it doesn't sound realistic. oO

NoPeace - out

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8 hours ? check the posts man :P (dates and shit) it was something like 4 over 2 days lol
and no tis is not a joke :ranting2:
and yea i could't feel my arms yesterday

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Originally Posted by JSSnahoG

Oh damn... why didn't i notice this earlier... oh well... here is yet me owning a idiot yet again...

Now check the attached screenshot, which is from his profile...


What has RZ that draws these lying idiots to it like flies on shit? And you know these are the special kind of breed, these aren't the guys who just lie, they do it so blatant that they post different kind of stuff just a few posts away, or in this case in his freaking profile...

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so what ? my freinds profile says he's 60 :)
and my b-day is not even feb :D

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Originally Posted by rishwin

neither.
tbh i'd just say that i have no idea who made it then go and bash the crap out of the person who DID make it (friend or not, they deserve it)

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Well i am pretty confused at the moment....got a story ready...and the admins are't really pleased about it all....Lets hope it goes well ......

You are full of shit who put 26 in his profile to pretend to be more mature, while infact it makes you more immature, it also totally removes any credibility you had.

Now stop spamming these forums and piss off, thanks.

well if tis true i say lie and save your ass and your friend's if possible and get the jock in trouble. Thats usually what i try to do. I hate getting into trouble.

Maybe he put 1980 instead of 1990? Slip of the finger...8 is right next to 9 you know.

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Originally Posted by Konrow

well if tis true i say lie and save your ass and your friend's if possible and get the jock in trouble. Thats usually what i try to do. I hate getting into trouble.

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lol Lieing is a part of our life :D

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Originally Posted by Iron_Maiden

Maybe he put 1980 instead of 1990? Slip of the finger...8 is right next to 9 you know.

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He just admitted his birthday ain't even in the month he entered... he is clearly full of it.

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Originally Posted by JSSnahoG

He just admitted his birthday ain't even in the month he entered... he is clearly full of it.

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I think we give him too much credit of just being "full of it." I re-read his story and...I'm sorry but I think that is a movie. Not sure though, but "with a student body of 200 strong at my tail," I have to disagree with JSSnahoG and say that you are one of the biggest fucking liars I have ever seen.

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Originally Posted by Iron_Maiden

I have to disagree with JSSnahoG

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You mean agree?

This is a wtf post

owned either way

you either telling the truth and it sucks to be you or u made it up and it equally sucks to be you :tp:

a friend of mine did have several fights in 1 day and at 1 point had about 300+ people running after him if not more
they wernt all trying to kick his ass but they were all running with the crowd to watch him fight / get his ass whooped

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Originally Posted by JSSnahoG

You are full of shit who put 26 in his profile to pretend to be more mature, while infact it makes you more immature, it also totally removes any credibility you had.

Now stop spamming these forums and piss off, thanks.

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looooooooooooooool

Sorry its just that I always put random ages bcoz i dont care what my info says
I just want a quick account and since most sites require you to be 18, I just put everything random...
The only non random thing would be my username / pass / email :3dflagsdo
Rest is all B/S
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Ok Update :

I "think" I am safe for now because now the jock is getting blamed (ithink he just knows how to check mail though) lol

And no...I dont really have time to come and make stuff up
I just came to get advice :P
What happens next

What happens next is what u choose.
Your no older then 12/13 im guessing.

JSS shut the fuck up, cause you really can't say shit about spam you dick less fag. And im 13 and I have my SAT's in 3 weeks. And yea, im 13 nearly 14.

-Mattio

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Originally Posted by Mattio

JSS shut the fuck up, cause you really can't say shit about spam you dick less fag. And im 13 and I have my SAT's in 3 weeks. And yea, im 13 nearly 14.

-Mattio

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Grow some pubes first idiot.

Btw you just got on my shitlist.

Pubes? Haha don't come to me about pubes mate in the famous words of Ali G

"Dat is alrite, I is got millions".

-Mattio

PS: I really don't care about being on your shit list your a twat any way lol.

Well mr 13, almost 14, i really don't care what you think about me, you should however care about being on my shitlist, because everytime you make a stupid comment, everytime you fuck up, i will be there to make you look like a even bigger idiot then you already are.

Now grow some actual pubes, because quoting a fictional character isn't going to make anyone believe you actually grew some already.

Btw ain't it time to go to bed for you?