[Text] Santa clause.

A man stood on the edge of a roof top, just about ready to jump off is stopped by
Santa..
So, Santa says to the man, what seems to be the problem here? and the man replied,
Well, I've just lost my job i owe the bank 100 grand and my wife's left me for another man.

Santa looks at this man and tells him 'If you do me one favour ill put your life back together, your wife will be at home in her sexiest underwear, you'll have your job back and
100grand credit in your bank account

Then the man says YES YES what do I have to do?
Santa: Turn around and drop your pants.
-Puzzled the man does as he was asked, Santas gives him a 'good un'
leans forward and asks the man his age, to this the man replies 'I'm 36'

Santa says to him, aren't you abit old to be believeing in me?

rofl owned

rofl owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, pwned. now that guy has been penetrated by a man :lamo:

LoL:D

that's worse than dying... >.<

:rofl: owned

like the genie joke.

Lmao Lmao Lmoa Rofl !:rofl: :drinks_dr :bounce8:

lol :D:D:D:D:D:D i still belive in santa!

i' ve heard this before but it involved a women instead, nice though..

thats ace lol

I couldn't sit for weeks!

Lol, nice one :D

lol nice 1

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Originally Posted by secretwiz

LOL, pwned. now that guy has been penetrated by a man :lamo:

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really...whats the alternative by a woman?

funny joke though.:lol:

Haha lol just some wierd guy running around as santa ^^

haha ace

Did he get the stuff though? Like his wife back, his job and the money? Because if he did then I wouldn't be to arsed (Non-intentional pun) about getting buggered. I have my price ;)

lol , ownage

wow.. that guy got pound'd

:roll1: Lol:roll1:

lol well bumped :tp:

heard a similar 1 to this i love it