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[tXt] Calling Home
Maid answers: Hello?
HeroX : Put my wife on the phone.
Maid: Just a minute.
Maid comes back after a minute: I'm sorry but she's indisposed in the bathroom.
HeroX: I said put her on the phone. Now!
Maid stutters: She, she can't come to the phone right now.
HeroX: If you don't get her on the phone in two seconds I'm gonna come over there and pull your jaw from your face.
Maid stutters: You, you don't understand, she's in there with another man.
HeroX: What!?!
Maid: Yeah.
HeroX: Listen, this is what I want you to do, I want you to shoot them both dead and then get rid of the gun.
Maid stutters: I, I can't do that, I can't shoot anybody.
Tough Mafioso: You do it Now!
Maid stutters: I, I can't!
HeroX: If you don't do it right now I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. Go do it now! I wanna
hear the shots.
Maid: Ok.
HeroX hears two loud shots over the phone.
Maid stutters: I did it.
HeroX: Good. Whad'ya you do with the gun?
Maid stutters: I threw it in the pool.
HeroX: Pool? What pool? We don't have a pool!? ...Is this 734-2264?
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haha i really didnt see that coming.. wrong number =P
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