[txt] A helping hand

Bob goes into the gents and sees this guy with no arms standing next to the urinal. As he stands there having a pee, Bob wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. He finishes and starts to leave when the man asks him to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"

Bob says, "OK"

Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points it for him, shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it"

lmao Own3d :laugh:

:D nice one

I dont get it

oh nvm.. Now i understand rofl

Lol, Can't stop laughing. Nice one

omg >_<;;;;;;;; lmao :rofl:

gross :P

Pwned d:
- Red it many times d: