[Text][Warning] Animal Fever
Ok...
Heres a good one for you :)
Quote:
Man walks into a bar with an Ostrich a Cat.
Man - "Pint of beer please"
Ostrich - "Same"
Cat - "Half a beer, but im not paying"
Bartender - "$4.12 please mate"
The man pulls out exactly $4.12 out of his pocket and hands it to the bartender.
They drank their drinks and left a few hours later.
Quote:
The next day the Man, the Ostrich and the Cat all return to the bar.
Man - "Large Martini please"
Ostrich - "Same"
Cat - "Small Martini, but im not paying"
Bartender - "$8.21 please"
The man pulls out exactly $8.12 from his pocket and hands it to the bartender.
They drank their drinks and left a few hours later.
Quote:
The next day the Man, the Ostrich and the Cat all return to the bar.
Man - "Large Vodka please"
Ostrich - "Same"
Cat - "Small Vodka, but im not paying"
Bartender - "$7.72 please"
The man pulls out exactly $7.72 from his pocket and hands it to the bartender.
Bartender - "Just out of question mate, why the **** do you always pay with the exact change. Its quite rare around these parts"
Man - "Well, I rubbed a magic lamp and got 3 wishes, one of them was to always have the correct amount of money in my pocket"
Bartender - "Wow! Cool! What were the other 2 wishes?"
Man - "A bird with long legs and a tight poosie" :icon6:
