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Jokes-O ya
ok, with all of the psuto-serious things going on now a days, i decided to post a few jokes, sorry if they offend anyone, if they do, tell me, and ill remove them, but do remember its just a joke, it wont kill you, enjoy laughter, b/c hey, its a gift! (o btw, ppl posting their own jokes is great, maby make a good list of some jokes dunno..)
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Feeling Guilty
An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a 'goy" and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I am alive today because of it."
"Self preservation is important and the fact that you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."
"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and allowed her to repay me for my efforts with her sexual favours."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favourable balance between good and evil and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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Cannabilism
Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king,
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those are ace man
the second 1 is the best
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the second one is old and overdone... and last time i heard it the last guy came with watermelons o.O
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Second one is classic though XD Pineapples; ow!
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Heard the second one before but it's still funny!
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both old and reposts
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