For the first time in a while, I woke with a smile.
And not because I had an erection! Well I did but that's not the story! >_<
Anyways, lol, I had possibly the weirdest yet funniest dream I've ever had and since it had a lot of you in, I'll share. :D
I was on some kind of boat with someone who kinda looked like Homer Simpson and then the place turned into a huge theatre with a massive stage. Then some kind of announcement came over to say who was up.
"Please welcome the Middlesbrough Massive"
At this point I was thinking... wtf... but they came on and sang Blazin' Squad: Flip Reverse, which they did well but rofl at the song. They got applause then fucked off and then what looked to be Evilkitten, Neosparky and Dragon came on and sang Girls Aloud: Sound of the Underground, which they also did well and then Exclamation came on and sang...
"And IIIIIIII-E-IIIIIIII, will always love yoooooooooooooooooou."
At this point I was ready to end the dream but oh no. SIC runs on stage bodyguard style whilst Exclamation is singing and takes a bullet for him. ROFL!
Then, the ship starts to rock and we're told to evacuate and there's MentaL as the Captain saying, "Get the fuck off my boat bitches, it's my boat!" Tupac replies, "Fuck You Crackaaaa!" to which I'm laughing my head off now just thinking about.
There doesn't seem to be enough boats for everyone when out of no-where a train appears, on its tracks so we all get on and some Indian bloke is driving it like he'd drive a bus. He shouts, "Where to?" and we all shout, "Newcastle Central wooooo rock on!" lol
And my dream finished. Hope you enjoyed it, I know I did. :D First dream I've had in years. :)
