My Latest Problem *update*
I warn you in advance, this is going to be a very long read. However it's bugging the bejesus out of me so it's coming out one way or another.
It all started 3 weeks ago at the Tesco staff party when a girl (I'll leave out names and use letters instead) called D comes over and says L, R and J want my phone number. R and L are twins and both very hot, J is the twins' best friend and it also very hot (I didn't know they were friends at the time). Naturally I obliged because it's not every day twins ask you for your phone number at the same time as their hot best friend.
On the way home from the party, L starts texting me and we arrange a time to meet up. I don't hear anything from R or J. So, a couple of days later L, R and I met up and had a good time. We ended up meeting several times and it led to both of them saying I had to choose one of them as I couldn't date them both. After a few days punching everything I could see R text me saying I should be with her sister (L) and that she would step out of the picture. So, L and I met again and it ended up with us sharing a kiss the day before L and R went on holiday for two weeks.
This is where shit gets complicated.
A few days after L goes on holiday her best friend J starts texting me. We also agreed a time to meet up and did so several times. J and I hit it off really, really well and it ended up with her staying round my house and we had sex. A couple of days after J calls me and we meet again - this time the tone has changed and she's saying she doesn't know if she wants to be with me (I was intensely confused - had I known she was unsure about having a relationship I wouldn't have slept with her). However, J had also been seeing another guy from work (who I'll refer to as C) and was in the same situation as I was with L:
We'd both met people before each other and had to find a way to distance ourselves from them so we could be together. Now, J would keep coming round my house, hug me and kiss me but maintain that she didn't want a relationship. I was really fucking confused.
L and R come back from holiday and J basically breaks it to me that we're over - she's not looking for a new boyfriend, end of story. So a little crushed I meet with L again hoping that I might find some romance there. Seeing as I hadn't spent as much time with her as I had with J I figured maybe there was still a chance we'd connect.
At this point I felt like an absolute bastard because while she was on holiday I'd slept with her best friend who insisted that we keep it a secret. The day after L and R got back from holiday word spreads around work that J and I had slept together and J rings me raving mad telling me to 'fix the problem' so that L, R and C didn't find out we'd done the dirty behind everyone's back. After several hours screaming at people the problem was resolved and things were (seemingly) back to normal.
Anyway, I met with L a couple of times and we hugged and kissed just as before so I figured things were going OK. While we were out driving one time L tells me that J had been sleeping round C's house (C is the other guy from work) quite a lot recently (L doesn't know about J and I). This pissed me the fuck off. Not only had J used me for sex, but she'd played me off against some other guy who undoubtedly has no idea that J and I had slept together. Also, L tells me that her, R and J actually aren't best friends - they hadn't spoken much since middle school.
This is the point where I'm going absolutely fucking ballistic because if there's anything I hate - it's being used. Not only did J use me, but she also told me a string of lies and played some other poor guy too.
A couple of days later (roughly 3 hours ago) L calls me and says there's no chemistry between us and she doesn't want to take things any further, and she's absolutely right - there wasn't any, I knew it too. I was going to end it with her in order to be with J but that fell through so I thought I'd try my luck anyway.
Basically I'm left with nothing and ended up in the middle of a huge love triangle which collapsed in on itself like a flan in a cupboard or Germany after a World War. Believe me guys, that's the scaled down version of the story - I left out a LOT of detail. I'm just pissed off that after all that hassle I still don't have a girlfriend.
Rant over.
