[TXT] bullets "18+"

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.

"I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.

"Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.

"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

lolz, poor dog.

repost :P

Imo the dog got owned :p

roflmao zomg i love this joke
made my day

good god risk how many times has this joke been posted? still funny though.
It always bothers me in the joke that she gets shot in the stomach, yet her kids get the bullets....and of course they probably would have all been killed if he shot her in the vagina. Sorry to completely ruin the joke ;D.

Gatekeeper is so technical ^^ Lol, I've heard this joke before, it's pretty funny.

yeah its reposted , but its a good one.