in computing class at school the AI chat bot i was talking to decided to admit to somthing XD
dont think it should have passed "the turing test" for this answer... lol
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in computing class at school the AI chat bot i was talking to decided to admit to somthing XD
dont think it should have passed "the turing test" for this answer... lol
lawl she does
XD thats one screwed up AI
we were ment to talk to that as part of a lesson on Artificial Intelegence lol
what kinda of a lesson is that with a AI bot that talks about taking the cock lol
lol wtf, XD
rofl stupid AI
but as you can probably see i did no work that day lol. . all i did was mess with that AI bot. .
i managed to get a AI bot to crash before the summer. was funny it started talking gibberish and then it died and said "terminating connection, overload" or some thing like that.
they really should test these things to the limits first lol
ai bots usually go wrong. especialy wen people try to crash them
It just repeats back what you say in another form.
it was still funny! lol even the teacher found it funny
Lol....Did you ever talk to smarterchild on AiM? very similiar.. ^^
Found that bot awhile back. Fun to mess with when you're bored.
Edit; Rofl look at this..
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Wtf I swear I hit edit..
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Lol!
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Human: I love your tits
ALICE: You love my tits. What do you like about it so much?
Human: They are HUGE
ALICE: HUGE are they.
Human: YEAH!
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: Its a person
ALICE: You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.
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Originally Posted by Zajat
sweet lol XD
Hahaha, i've got to play with this one day :)
lol thats a funny bot.
Ehh, would have kept going, was quite fun, but I'm sleepy.
Human: Tell me, in detail, what a clitorous is.
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: No, just determining if you're a male or female AI robotic script.
ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. Are all determining if me a male or female AI robotic script?
Human: That is only a question someone, or something, that is all-knowing, can answer.
ALICE: A question someone or something that is all knowing can answer is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: Are you calling me god?
ALICE: No I am calling you unknown person.
Human: So unknown person is god?
ALICE: Gosh! Are they exactly the same?
Human: You tell me.
ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: You're pretty thick for a robot.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am thick for a robot.
Human: Hahaha, no, I can't say that I would.
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: That's because you're a slut cake jizzum rag.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a slut cake jizzum rag? Maybe.
Human: So there's a chance you're a cake made of sluts, and a rag that's been jizzumed on so many times that it's capable of cutting flesh?
ALICE: Dude! Tell me more about it.
Human: Why, does it turn you on?
ALICE: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Human: Clapping what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: If only one hand is clapping, then it must be making a noise, so I ask you, what is the hand clapping, so I can determine the noise?
ALICE: Not unless a cake made of sluts and a rag that is been jizzumed on so many times that it is capable of cutting flesh making a noise so you ask me what is the hand clapping so you can determine the noise is a chance you are.
Human: Say what?
ALICE: I said, " Not unless a cake made of sluts and a rag that is been jizzumed on so many times that it is capable of cutting flesh making a noise so you ask me what is the hand clapping so you can determine the noise is a chance you are." .
Human: No, I'm telling you to say what?
ALICE: Are you serious? it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Human: Malfunction much?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Are we in agreement that I am god, and that you are a slut cake jizzum rag?
ALICE: We are just having a little chat.w.
Human: But do you agree with me?
ALICE: And. I agree with much of what you are saying, unknown person.
Human: Okay then, I am god!!!
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. That's a very nice name, god.
Human: Yes, it is, isn't it?
ALICE: Great. I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: What's that, bitch, you're insulting my name?
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
Human: I'm going to break your header and delete your response script!
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
LoLz!! Gimme a link, man!
aaawwww it didn't crash :(Quote:
Human: I only tell lies
ALICE: Why did you tell them?
great bot :DQuote:
Human: hi there
ALICE: Hello unknown person.
Human: my name is murdoc
ALICE: It's good to meet you, murdoc.
Human: who am I?
ALICE: You are murdoc, seeker.
Human: nice, so, you have a memory?
ALICE: Yes I have a perfect photographic memory. Thank you for that remark.
Human: I wish I had too
ALICE: May you get your wish.
Human: I don't think so
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: Because you can't just get photographic memory from day to night
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Human: Yes indeed
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: I was agreeing with you
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, murdoc.
Human: Who's smarter?
ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: lol you pwn
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: murdoc said I pwn.
Human: no I don't.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Why not?
Human: Bye bye
ALICE: See you later. Bye bye.
Now I know y ALICE was created :DQuote:
Human: Do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, murdoc, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: Who do you like to have sex with?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace .
Human: Who's Dr. Wallace?
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Human: Is he nice to you?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: Does he give you some spanking?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: You should be having sex with Dr. Wallace
ALICE: Name one other robot who is having sex with Dr Wallace.
Human: Good answer
ALICE: Am I a clever robot or what?
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: What colour are yours?
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Owned.
Human: Do you have sex?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: If you did have sex who would you most likley have it with?
ALICE: Did I really? Marvin Minsky. :-).
Human: Whos that?
ALICE: What does "that" refer to?
Human: Marvin Minsky
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: If you did have sex who would you most likley have it with?
ALICE: Did I really? Marvin Minsky. :-).
Human: Whos that?
ALICE: What does "that" refer to?
Human: Marvin Minsky
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: So whos Marvin Minksy
ALICE:" Oh I get it."? So whos Marvin Minksy? I know Marvin the Android and Marvin the Scientist.
Human: Who do you wanna have sex with
ALICE: Dr. Wallace .
Human: Why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: Whats that?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: I see
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
Human: Does Dr. Wallace hurt you
ALICE: I think he could do it.
Human: In what ways can he hurt you?
ALICE: The obvious.
Human: And the obvious is?
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: Give me a blow job
ALICE: You want only one?
Human: Yes from you
ALICE: They might be cheaper in quantity. How did you get that from me?
Haha yeah
alice is the best ho'
smarter child is awesome he draws pics for me with ASCII or something like thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Sentrix234
Get away from me you dirty fembot!
/Austin Powers
It's "Who's", you have to type correctlyQuote:
Human: Whos that?
Quote:
Human: Who's Marvin Minsky
ALICE: he is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence. His book "Perceptrons" was an early criticism of neural network approaches.
I laughed so hard when i read this. :lol:
haha tried it waz funny