[TxT] The Pharmacist

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, Walked right up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and Said, "I would like to
buy some Cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady
replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy ! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license ! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband, in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Lol, good one.

NoPeace - out

weird... i got it but it wasn't that great lol

not bad.