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Funny as joke my gf told me one day
"I was trying to play my Wii and found that the batteries in my remote had died. Seeing that I had no extra batteries around the studio, I got desperate and took the batteries out of my vibrator.
Now that's love."
Changed it a little but so it sounds more funny
I don't get it o.O but if you find this funny you're probably a pervert ^_^
Well not really, the joke is that she loves the wii so much she'd forgive other..."things"Quote:
Originally Posted by themasher
fill in the blanks im sure your educated enough ^^
does wii's remote control have vibration?
if yes then its 2 in 1 ^-^
wait.. you mean... your saing that.. that your gay o.o ? No, i mean i really don't understand the joke.. at all.. o_o
/agree with nutty man!
i think you missed a sentence guys...
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Funny as joke my gf told me one day
lol you have really nice girlfriend :S
Yer i think they did....but how could u get gay outta that anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by Khadia
Dam right ^^Quote:
lol you have really nice girlfriend :S
I didn't laugh irl. ):
My gf doesn't need a vibrator likes yours.
Exactly what Dire said. :p
and I don't think his *cough* gf *cough* mom * cough* incest * dead*
said it.
errr....Dire i really didnt need to know that
Oh nd genryu reading past your annoying cough things i gathered you think my gf is my mum and shes dead...Well where i come from we dont go out with our mums and she isnt dead...so im glad i cleared things for you
The joke is quite "dry" to me.
I guess you have to own a wii to really laugh cos only then will you know how desperate you get when you run out of batteries
Havent ran out of batterys yet...Quote:
Originally Posted by efareo
haha ur gf uses a vibrator...wow u must be mad useful.
W.T.F
No one shut's up about Wii using batteries! xBox 360 uses them aswell...
Hey not my fault shes so horny , but hey when it comes to the real thing its makes it all the more funQuote:
Originally Posted by wounded
i read somewhere that girls prefer the vibrator more than man's penisQuote:
Originally Posted by wounded
btw i found this Dildo Song - Google Video
Naa i dnt think thats true...for one i now a few ppl wont get this but like sex is supposed to be something special with somebody else you cant get the same feeling from a metal object or plastic im sure anybdy will tell u that, things like that are for when you are alone and bored Lolz [porn!]Quote:
Originally Posted by Khadia
nice song btw
The dead part was a cough thingy so you didn't read good enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by efareo
Too bad you didn't clear things up. :busted_co
Why does she needs you if she has a vibrator?
Hmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by efareo
This joke fails, say the original joke and maybe it wont fail as bad as this one ):
"sigh"
Lets just look at the joke and not the connection to me ok, if u cant figure out something live with it. Its meant to be funny cos ppl actually do it.
Oh nd askishi the original joke was personal so i changed it for the public
Lol were also learning something from this joke arent we?Quote:
Originally Posted by efareo
Well i doubt most ppl on this forum need to learn that stuff, public education already enlightened them
True that, I get the joke, And I understand that you changed it for personal reasons, and for the people who said "at least my girlfriend doesn't need a vibrator" Women are good at keeping secrets, But anyway, maybe he works a lot, and if she gets "frisky", You know what comes next. So yeah, His joke made me chuckle, well, if a women has to get that desperate to play the wii, Maybe i should get one, It's been on my list of things to get for a while now, just got other things to do.
Now who sez that post counts rate a user
this guy actually got the joke and gave a good comment thnx man^^
Np man, My post count is low cause i usually cbf to post, Usually doing other things, Like school work, you efareo, what part of aussie you from, I'm Gosford, NSW
aww kewl , i live in sydney NSW
Haha, I'm in Gosford NSW, I cant remmebrr if we live north or south of Sydney, But i knowi ts an hour to 2 hour drive north or south from Sydney Lol.
I laughed.
See, SOme people get the joke, but others don't, it matters at what perspective they put the joke in, and an on their sense of humor, and sense of decensy as sum people may find that joke indecent without a 14+ or 16+ age limit thingy.
Yer it just depends on wot kind of personality u have, but u tend to see most australians will find that funny, well my friends did ^^
hmmz dunno bout that...Quote:
Originally Posted by efareo
meh"
mosta my mates then ^^