where is a camera when you need it?
man i really needed a camera just now, it probably would have gone into the guiness book of world records
i say probably i mean certainley.
well my story started when i was sat on the loo getting down to business and after a short while everything was really silent, i was home alone so it was pretty quiet anyway but this was too quiet.... far too quiet
so i sat and thought for a second, why was it so quiet? what was missing?
well i realised guys, there was no plop, there was no splash, where was my poo!? i had been poing constantly for about 50 seconds, where the fuck was my poo?
i looked back to see the worlds most perfectly formed poo, it was nice, oh yes it was nice.
It was about 39cm long, this is of course a best guess as i had no tape measure to hand, it was the same width all the way down, the same colour and no smell what so ever. Fantastic.
I was so proud and yet... sad. sad that i had no camera to preserve the memory of my most perfect poo.
