Here's five questions to see if you're a raging homosexual.
Question 1
Have you ever looked at Tupac, Exclamation, Steely (you know it's true :tp: ) or Nik-C and thought, "God I think he's sexy."?
a) Yes, on multiple occasions
b) The odd moment
c) Maybe. Once.
d) OMG you freak you're not supposed to look at guys in that way!
Question 2
Do you believe the statement, "Every Hole Is a Goal"?
a) Yes, EVERY hole
b) Yes, on the opposite sex
c) No, I'm not a pervert
d) I don't fancy boys or girls because I'm ugly
Question 3
Would you touch another man's penis for money?
a) Hell I'd do it for free!
b) I'd do it for a decent amount of money
c) I'd do it but only for a second and no touching of head/balls tbh
d) God no!
Question 4
What do you see gay men as?
a) People expressing their sexuality and we should be happy for them
b) Acceptable but kinda frowned upon.
c) Seen and not heard.
d) Fucking queers! They've ruined good names like Julian and Brian!
Question 5
Ever been tempted to look at a gay website?
a) Yes, it's intreguied me
b) Yes, for a laugh
c) Not really
d) SHUT THEM DOWN NOW THE FUCKING GAYS!
Your scores should be calculated as follows:
a) 3 points
b) 2 points
c) 1 point
d) 0 points
0-3: You fucking liar lol
4-6: Straight
7-10: Comfortably straight but could turn gay
11-14: Yoo Hoo!
15: OMG YOU'RE GAY!
