[TXT] Ears

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's
go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you
heard someone coming.... that was me."

Cheesy, but lol.

nice twist at the end :)

loled didn't see that coming

New and unexpected, sexwee!

rofl xD

lol...good one.

LoL nice ending!

I lol'd

lol's till d end

Loved it XD

damn good one :D

So unexpected xP

lol class

i finaly got it

:rofl: very unexpected ending

ahh after so long time i finaly got it xD!

That was great ;p.

I cant belive it took me so long time before i figured it lol