Pissed Off!!!!

FFS!!!

I Have 7 Fucking Razors, And 1 Electric Shaver.

I Can't Find 2 Of My Razors, And The Rest Are Fucking Blunt And I Can't Find The Spare Heads.

Found My Electric Shaver, The Fucking ACDC 2 Pin Fucking Things Missing.....!!!!!!!!!!


I'm Gonna Have To Rip My Fucking Sideys Into Shape Using A Fucking Blunt Razor :pissed:

I've been using a pretty cool shaver that doesn't have a razor. Then again, I don't have much hair as it is 0_o

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I've been using a pretty cool shaver that doesn't have a razor. Then again, I don't have much hair as it is 0_o

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Lol, I Usally Straigthen With Razor Then Trim With Shaver.

I Can't Now Can I :(

use the force

I Left My Lightsaber At Neo's House, She Had To Shave Her Jungle Legs With It .....


:cry: Spare Me Neo

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I Left My Lightsaber At Neo's House, She Had To Shave Her Jungle Legs With It .....


:cry: Spare Me Neo

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TBH she has a hairy back too!

Meh just use a kitchen knife, dangerous but works dont it? O_O

To Blunt Lol :(

ive shaved with a knife before, because im hardcore

and mostly because my friends said it wasnt possible lol

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Originally Posted by Exclamatio

ive shaved with a knife before, because im hardcore

and mostly because my friends said it wasnt possible lol

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course its possible! all those cool army guys used to do it all the time :good:

With Their Knifes Its Possible.

Readin FHM Yesterday And It Shows A US Navy Seal Standard Issue Knife Splitting A Bullet In Half Thats Just Been Fired At It.


Fucking Sharp Lol

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With Their Knifes Its Possible.

Readin FHM Yesterday And It Shows A US Navy Seal Standard Issue Knife Splitting A Bullet In Half Thats Just Been Fired At It.


Fucking Sharp Lol

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I want a cool knife like that! Too bad I'm not hardcore enough to be a navy seal, let alone in any form of the armed forces hahah

use cum as shaving cream then use Striders ass to burn away the hair

I Just Did, It's As Smooth As Cap's Face Now :cool:

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use cum as shaving cream then use Striders ass to burn away the hair

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0_o :spam1:

You do know how to turn me on tho... :eat_arrow

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0_o :spam1:

You do know how to turn me on tho... :eat_arrow

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Do I Turn You On o.O ?

:drooling1 <--- Sexy Smile TBH

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

Do I Turn You On o.O ?

:drooling1 <--- Sexy Smile TBH

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I've spent half the day pretending to lick your nipples :tp: :luvlove:

Oh What A Coincidence!!!!

I Spent Half A Day Actually Licking My Nipples :oink:

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I've spent half the day pretending to lick your nipples :tp: :luvlove:

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lmao :no:

lmao

on topic now biatches!

or lockage >.<

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0_o :spam1:

You do know how to turn me on tho... :eat_arrow

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DAMN RIGHT i do ;) :D (soz ex forgive me :()

On topic, next time keep a stash of razor blades handy O_O :spam1:

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I Just Did, It's As Smooth As Cap's Face Now :cool:

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Meh... you should get it as smooth as Cap his ass, we all know his ass is as soft as the ass of a baby. ;)

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Originally Posted by Exclamatio

ive shaved with a knife before, because im hardcore

and mostly because my friends said it wasnt possible lol

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LMFAO

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

I Left My Lightsaber At Neo's House, She Had To Shave Her Jungle Legs With It .....


:cry: Spare Me Neo

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:rofl: jungle legs thats gold

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

I Just Did, It's As Smooth As Cap's Face Now :cool:

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fu :( I have hair! Honest... Nah... fuckers. :cry:

Never try to tweeze your beard hair away its bleeds and its fakin sore