Fvza

The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency


Vampires arrived in the United States with the first European settlers and followed the general population shifts of Americans in the early days of the Republic. During this time, fighting vampires was a task left to individual bounty hunters and local militias known as the Vampire National Guard. As the country grew and became increasingly urbanized, a more ambitious vampire abatement program became necessary. The Copper Creek Seige of 1855, in which vampires took over an entire California mining town, underscored the country's need for an organized, well-trained force to combat the growing plague. The Civil War delayed implementation until 1868, when President Ulysses S. Grant officially formed the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency.read more

Shit thread alert.

It was a poorshot, tbh, but a shot nontheless.

I like that stuff
Its also "logical"

Im too lazy to read more tbh, so i dont erally care :)