Three female vampires bumped into each other in the woods one day. One was a hundred years old (that's pretty young for a vampire), another was a thousand years old and the last one was an ancient vampire, nearly ten thousand years old.
Eager to impress her fellow vampires, the youngest one swooped off and in a flash she was back, grinning, blood dripping down her fangs.
"See that village over there? I've killed every single villager," she proudly announced.
Unimpressed, the thousand year old vampire swooped off and in a flash she was back, this time her whole mouth bloody.
"That was nothing. You see that town over there? I've killed every single person in that town," she smirked.
Without a word, the ancient vampire swooped off and faster than a flash, she returned her whole face bloodied. It was the bloodiest sight both vampires had ever seen in their life.
Awed, they waited silently for the ancient one to speak.
"See that tree over there? I didn't."
