[Text] [True Story] The 3 Horrible Fates of a Biker

Hey.

This was on some obscure news channel a few weeks back. Thought I might post it, it made me laugh.

A biker was outside his house changing the oil in his motorcycle. At one point, his wife called him in for dinner. He was taking the motorcycle back into the garage, when he accidentally started it up. It knocked him aside into the wall, and then, spilling oil everywhere, it crashed right into the front room.

The man's wife was shocked. The man was taken off by paramedics to get treated for bruises and a broken rib. While he was gone, his wife started wiping up the spilled oil. She put the paper down the toilet, but forgot to flush it.

The man got home some time later with plasters and a bandage. He got out a ciggarette and lit it. He began to smoke it when he felt the urge to use the toilet.

He sat on the toilet while he finished his ciggarette. When he had finished, he cast it aside into the toilet, where the oil was still floating.

KABOOM!

The man's ass was severely burned. His wife called for an ambulance. The same paramedics that had picked him up only a few hours earlier turned up at the doorstep.

They got him on a stretcher and were taking him down the stairs. One of them asked the man's wife what had happened. She told him, and the two paramedics laughed so much that they dropped the man and he tumbled all the way down the stairs, picking up more broken bones along the way.

I think I remembered it all. Made me snigger when I was watching it.

Very old. =P Read in a book.

Wooo so poor ass there :P

nice House with Coolest family :D