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x when drunk.
Should not watch porn porn when parents are in the house.
hey - why not?
a friend of mine got caught mbating. that's why.
pwned :rofl: and ? what did his parents ? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Shortor
Joined ofc.
i like bieng drunk, this time i only ripped my jeans :drinks_ch
Why not :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Negata
uh, embarrassment in the morning? :sq_yellowQuote:
Originally Posted by Alfons
at least you didnt piss yourself :(
Should've kicked her out of bed that evening after you finished :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Negata
when you wake up next to sum1 you do not know and actually don't want to know ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Negata
rofl x while drunk and next morning waking up <- thats the fun part
try to climb into the house through the kitchen window
dad said "i'm sorry i see you're busy" so he left the room. when he wants to enter his room now.. he knocks. xdQuote:
Originally Posted by Silvers
Uh, 'x' and drinking doesn't always necessarily have to relate to sex every time. :tongue:
My dad found my 'tool' I use to get 'pleasure' like 5 times. My mom about 3 times.
I seriously hope you mean by "tool" your hand...
fleshlight?
It would be bad if they used that...tool too.
anything done while drunk is a bad idea, that's why it's so much fun ^_^
Let's just say, it's not toilet paper. ;)
We'd figured that by now.
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you guys are hilarious....And yes sexing while drunk is a BAD IDEA!!!!!! unless she's asleep then you RUN as fast as you can.....if she's ugly?!
should not eat when drunk.
seriously, a girl won't like that ^^
Should not have sex <- I agree! If you are able to make it, girl wont be happy about it :(
lmao.........well we have condoms and pills but those are only 99.83%....So that other .17% could result in a kill yourself kind of situatioN!
I mean bad sex and you (or the little guy) might fall asleep in the middle of it..
whoa... 2 hours after I've gotten home I realize I had face powder put on my face early in the night... sure was a funny one :tongue:
This thread should be named "negata's adventures".
you're winrar!Quote:
Originally Posted by omerta
my parents are so oblivious it's hilarious. I'll sneak liquor into my room (thanks to some friends who bought it) and I'll get wasted, then throw up the next morning and tell them it was bad mcdonalds :O...lol
living with parents sux :/ but i always have some solution too =PQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_
last time i was singing with my friends... some guy tried to calm us down but he heard only "F*ck you", "GTFO" and stuff.