A Russian woman married an American gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Las Vegas. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem
arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
know how to
put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and
lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and
gave her the chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how
to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts! The butcher again understood, and gave her
some chicken breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
What are u thinking?
:shifty: the husband speaks english ya know :shifty:
