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feeling sick half way though (hangover)
mates/mum walking in...
haha looool!Quote:
Originally Posted by QuikS
Mines worse than that so I'll wait for some other ppl to post :tp:
my gf walked in and foun me in bed with some other girl...
erm....i dont think iv ever had a bad sexual experiance
When i had this pain in my hand.... :tp:
:cry: think of the people tha didnt have sexual experiences!:cry:
What worse than that?!
Cramp in leg sounding like i was having an orgasm -.- but i was screaming in pain lol
left hand......
errr having sex with this lass around backs of shops wen it was wet and raining and she was shit i didn't even cum and steely was shouting at me around the corner lol saying hurry up so i just went lol
/bazi
OMG you pimp having sex with a random girl behind a shop while Steely keeps lookout lolololQuote:
Originally Posted by Hydra
Mine would be...i don't have one :O
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Originally Posted by Hydra
I was dressed up as the girl. :( My ass is like a bucket fanny.
PS haha you had sex with a man who you thought was a woman. Pwned. ++
First time i had sex.. not really bad but.. i went for well over 2hours didnt really feel anything and didnt cum and was fucking exhausted.. my gf LOVED it tho :/
first time I had sex I only lasted for 2 mins :(
WTF... how couldn't you cum...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocz
And 2 minutes... how do you do that... ok i can understand how you can cum in 2 minutes but the sex doesn't have to be over then right?
no course it wont, from then on I got called "2 minute man"
Hmm you could be Caps brother then, as he is the "1 minute man" or also known as "1 minute little man" or "1 minute little man with little dick" :tp:
*goes off to hide for cap before he rapes me for a whole minute* :tp:
erm, carpet burns, my GF at the time found it hilarious, i have phat carpet burns on me knees, that was the firts time i did it, she got me a lil badge saying "i luv carpet burns"
another time i was at this birds house and she'd just come outta the shower, and well we went with the moment, anyways fucking mate walked in :(
erm, another time i was at band camp...ROFL j/k
completeley wasted and dunno wtf was going on XD
This one i got high and stuck my web cam up my bum to c id would still work , sadly, i fainted from the pain , the camera was quite big and had alot on jagged edges :-(
lmfao XD
bad
So Cexy, are you gonna share yours?
None that I can think of 0_o
people that say they dont have any HAVE ALOT
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Originally Posted by BLiNd37
when u get high u stick things up ur arse...
lmao
:lol: :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sipher
sure we believe u.
(note the sarcasm in my post)
:lol: :rofl:
nearly getting caught yestuday doing it in the forest.............. didnt do it after... prob the worst cos it woulda been fun.. so gutted
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Originally Posted by QuikS
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her bleeding shortly afterwards -.-`
i was like "holy shit!!" she came like mad though so she didnt care, which makes it ok i guess ><
i got lots of stories >.<
1s that involve blood, parents, pain lol lots :p
and baring haha i remember that lol mikes party lol what a nite :p
steely could of had that fat lass lol
you stuck a web cam up your bum to see if it worked... LMFAOROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by BLiNd37
someone get him some marijuana i gotta see this
Lmfao!!!!!
during pmt *shivers* and my mate came into my room just after Id had a tit wank. Wasn't good :/
Why don't you guys have a lock on your door...
Yeah, i was thinking the same thing
But then i thought its so hot here, if i close my room the temperature rises to 43 Celsius in 7 minutes.
Well i'm sure they did close the door....
Well I promised I wouldn't tell but this one time when Gohan and I were fooling around.. o wait nm.... -runs-
So you and gohan had a one night stand, huh, lol..........
Yeah for like 50 times. :tp:
This one time at band camp...
I put a trombone in my ass
on my sisters 18th.. she rented out this club and there were some rooms that were "off bonderies" they had the lights turned off etc.. so i took my gf there and she gave me head.. but some 1 walked in then went out.. and i didnt know who untill later this guy says to me "nice 1 mate i saw u in that room" i just sed "dont tell any1" lol
It happened to you too? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Becky
i thought it was only me :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
YOu stole my line!Quote:
Originally Posted by Masami
:moon:
Well think my one, which was my 1st... which happened the other day was pretty bad...
1st thing the girl is older then me and i think she had done it before... so she probs thinks i was perfetic buy who gives a shit :D
anyways 1st of all i didnt know where to put it so sh had to guide me... so all blood went from dick to face.
2nd i was kneling on her leg and she was having ago at me...
3rd she wanted to turn over and go on top... well we attempted this with my dick still in her and ffs it was difficult, dunno how they do it on porno channels...
4th i lasted about 20-30mins
and 5th i feel asleep right after...
think she had a good time? :rofl:
expected it to be much better altho it felt good... not at 1st tho thourt i was doin something wrong it stung a little... but mid way felt good... but it was dissarster seriously i went red more times then, then i ever have in my life.. :(
just take it easy badman, learn from your mistakes :tp:
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Originally Posted by Nik-C
American pie o0
and badman no1 is born perfect :P
only me :)
and no i'm not telling mine lol
a hamster crawled up your ass when u was half way thru sex didnt it neo! Admit it! And you enjoyed it :tp:
...gotta be close
*slaps nick*
You know he wants it
NeoSparky and Dragon had a little accident and ended up in bed :P
about to finish and her kid walks in with her brother, she explodes (cums) and my main man just died...sex with her was never the same lol....
also u no the skin that holds the foreskin to ur dicks head well that snaped inside a girl and took 4 hours to stop, BIGEST EMBRASSMENT EVER! in ER because a woman slaps her pussy on u to hard...was out of action for 2 months
are you making this up wise?
and lmao nik :D :lol:
nope, ino proof ether to back it up but it did happen and its extremly painful, so next time u got a girl on top make sure she dosent slam her pussy down to fast as it does happen and its aparently comon happening to about 30% of un-cecumsized men lol (doctor told me that wen it happend) they put ur dick in ice and give u a pint to drink, the ice makes the dick num, and the alcohol/beer makes ur penis soft and then they stop the bleeding as wen ur hard the blood keeps getting pumped into ur dick stoping the blood from clotting
yup you made it up :tp:
no i didnt lol ask ur doctor about it lol it does happen and it happend to me lol
i know it can happen im just doubting it happened to you :tp:
lol ask any of the ppl below
Kerney2 (mate in rl)
SuperSaiyanWar (same)
Heather (the woman who caused me great pain)
My parents lol....(also a nightmare)
I dare u to make a girl do it to u lol the pain is enough to make u consider if sex is really worth it
i think you should be having words with
spiderman
batman
wolverine
spiderman 2
ron jeremy
and sid meier
because they are all gonna beat you up!
lmao u get very emotional at times...is it because ur mommy never loved u?
I think he was joking with you Wise... pretty funny stuff, haha?
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Originally Posted by Becky
any time ur ready i will give you your best ;) :smileysex
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Originally Posted by youth
oh no im not joking im gonna find him and put my willy in his bum, thatll be his worst sexual experiance!!!! :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
tbh...
after a drunken night out... went back to my g/f's house n we went into her bedroom... my best m8 and his g/f went in the next room along... an hour later apparently my m8's g/f said 'there prolly finished now.. i need to ask debz if shes got a toilet upstairs' to which my m8 said 'i really wouldent walk in there'. So anyway she walks in and sees me going at it full pelt doggy at kind of a side angle (was very good). Totally froze.... i was like..... ehm.... 'could you leave us please? :)'
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Originally Posted by Solares
and erm away you go biatch :P