3 Word Story Game

Add 3 words to my words to make a story :D

The Woman went

To Nik's house

for bum sex

but got none

so she then

went to selfridges

and bought some

pills for the

after-sex session

which would probbably

give her herpies

so she shagged

a very mysterious

3 legged irishman

who turned out

to be the

the son of

a metal chair

moo moo moo