Few Jokes

Code:

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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Code:

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

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Code:

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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

ROFLMAOooooo