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Christmas at Sarsouriis house, this should be intresting seeing as my reputation preceeds me.
For some odd reason her sister calls me Gary, her dad likes me and her mum wants to smoke with me..........
"How do you get into situations like this?" you ask? I have no fucking clue.
One day I might find out but for now it's christmas with the inlaws, and yes I expect a beating for saying that.
You deserve a beating regardless.
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Originally Posted by Flameingskull
Well you don't have to come if you don't want to you know,git,my ol' Mum doesn't want you on your own this Christmas and nor do i. So shut your trap and get in the car on Christmas Day, we has sweeties!
lmao
hi sarah :P
there was an episode on south park where oprah's asshole was call "Gary"..I doubt the connection. Weird or not, at least people care about you :)
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Originally Posted by Exclamatio
Hello Lee ;)
Yes dear =)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarsourii
lmao, I forgot about that ep XDQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_
I was looking forward to a quiet christmas this year but still, it'll be fun ^_^
When in doubt, go for the groin...
Do w/e you can Gary.
Just smoke some weed before you go, makes it easier.
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"Thoughts" by Randall Munroe. xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
lmfao XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
Lol, Good Luck!
I'm sure you'll have lots of fun Flameing :wink:
I seriously lol'd!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
Make sure to leave the RZ Youtube group link in their favorites. ;)
You encouraging something sexual Mental? :sweatdropQuote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
she's seen all the vids already XDQuote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
most probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by MySweetTender
Yeah, but did her parents? ;)
oh shit o_oQuote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
I hope not........I really hope not =S
Sarah, i'll give you your first joint in Amsterdam if you show your parents the videos. :D
Lol... Flamingskull is pussy whipped and he isn't even married. :roflmao:
I mean really. That is so funny. :roflmao:
Serious, I'm laughing my ass off in real life after reading this. :icon6:
NoPeace - out
wow ur GF owned your ass on a forum how do you feel being whiped by every mod and a subscriber?
Make the best of it instead of complaining about it, find its benefits, if there is any.
That's the thing, she's not his girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImaMoFoThief
Do they know each other IRL? Im confused, Shed some light!
They do, they are very close friends.
Go and enjoy it.
I hate you so much right now -_-Quote:
Originally Posted by NoPeace
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Originally Posted by Skycut
Who's complaining, I just thought it'd be funny to post since I only found out that I was going to their for christmas yesterday while I was half asleep.
lol @ NoPeace
and how r they ur inlaws?
they're not, it was a piss take, thanks for ruining my joke dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Rule MU
if i didn't know better you are a pedophile :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarsourii
I lol'd so hard XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ImaMoFoThief
my stomach hurts now =(
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Originally Posted by ImaMoFoThief
I meant for it to sound like that :P
Oh, I mean yeah, i also have cookies....now get in my car!!
If that's the case it's even more funny. :icon6:Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
Why? Because you are whipped? :1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flameingskull
Lmfao, I nearly pissed myself laughing at that. :icon6:Quote:
Originally Posted by ImaMoFoThief
NoPeace - out
*secretly plans to whip out the videos to my parents*Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
Mum, Dad, this is Gav....and this is Gav headbutting a train....Oh look..there he is again smoking a giant spliff....this is who i hang out with at uni :)
I think i won't be allowed back :s
What a story
thats all you got to say?Quote:
Originally Posted by ElMarshal
also im teh best at making flameings guts hurt muahahaha
no, but you do have your moments.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImaMoFoThief
1 good comment and they think they're god. ;)
So i guess no free joint for you. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarsourii
hmmm sounds interesting, hmmm sounds fun, hmmmm who said you need to be a couple to have ermmmm cookies :-p
Yeah it is, i don't need to repeat what everyone else has do i.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImaMoFoThief
do I sense connotations or are there cookies in the vicinity?Quote:
Originally Posted by TriumpH
can't it be both at the same time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flameingskull
indeed w are talkin about 2 cookies and 1 bowl :-p
She's right actually ....It's better you being wid them on Christmas rather than spending it alone at your place doing nothing but jerking off at gay porn.
Have fun ....GARY... .ROFLMAO.
lmao XDQuote:
Originally Posted by TriumpH
Vicx, I am so going to light a fire when you come down that chimney you hindu paki santa mofo.Quote:
Originally Posted by iNs@nE
Lol why haven't I seen this topic before this XD I'm looking forward to the "after" thread after Christmas :D
But I say go for it hard and show her parents the vids yourself about 8pm after dinner :D
why is that people expect me to carry on the story...oh yeah....nvm......Quote:
Originally Posted by linklink88
would you rather her carry it on and tell us how disasterous its going?:teehee:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flameingskull
Is that a stab at me!?Quote:
Originally Posted by iNs@nE
Ouch :P Nothing wrong with having different views of a "Merry" Christmas ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
mmm basically what nopeace said about covers it. :P
meanyQuote:
Originally Posted by Madison
0.o .. I so totally forgot about you for a second. :( sowwiee....Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
nubs are nubs even when they go to a happy family with a hot doughter,
So go brake a leg and arm and have a damn good time pothead
that's so true, this ganja lunged is going to have a good time there and she is very hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by TriumpH
hehehe, jackpot XD
hmmmm you going to bake "special" brownies for christmas dessert so you can get the munchies and finish off the turkey :P
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