[txt]It's tough to be a man
It's tough to be a Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! ........ THEY WANT TO!!
Courtesy of dysan.net :)
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gol (giggle out loud), because it just wasn't worthy of a lol. Not bad though.
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Lol, it's a lose lose situation eh?
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I got had more of a slight nicker at Wh005h's post then the thread owners post.
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This isn't a joke it's a fact.
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Hahahah yeah no wonder we die first xD
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hah, so true, we should be more appreciative with what we've got
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Jesus Christ you guys are free to do what ever you want to just as long as you are happy with yourself and no bitch can tell you otherwise and if she does theres plenty of fish in the sea ; )
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You say that now. But when you find her you change.
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The sad part is that its all true lol.
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Avenged
The sad part is that its all true lol.
Agreed.
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They wouldn't have it any other way.
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wow you know I never thought of it that way.
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frozenno1
Jesus Christ you guys are free to do what ever you want to just as long as you are happy with yourself and no bitch can tell you otherwise and if she does theres plenty of fish in the sea ; )
its called a joke mate, dont get all serios on us!
