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Dear Santa............
......we here at ragezone have been very good kids over the year so we shoud get a lot of presents. In this way we can gather up all the request of the users here and send it to you for our dreams to come true. So dear Santa please read this thread and give us what we want for xmas.
I would like a..
..Dildo which i can share with the guys in amsterdam (maybe even more :clap:)
..New laptop not to lag ingame
..New bodykit for my cars (yes i got more then 1)
..some cash but really not much around 5k euro will do.
..Clothes
..PS3
^^mine
example how to write up for santa.:
Short greeting max 4 lines.
like hai there
bla
bla
bla bye lil Jimmy
Present list .
I would like a...
.. car
.. house
..dildo with a remote
If i am not mistaken in the new age Santa also accepts requests in mails. So on the 22nd of DEC i will send all the gathered requests there
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large tub of anal lube
horse shaped dildo
a slave
a cookie
and that special someone (he knows who he is)
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Hi Santa. I was a really good boy so i'd like to get:
Fleshlight,
Carriage of black condoms,
Asian maid,
Pie,
New PC,
New mobile.
KTHXBAI
Little Greg.
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I wasn't a good boy so... Bag those coals and drop em on to meh >_>
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Originally Posted by
Wloczykij
Hi Santa. I was a really good boy so i'd like to get:
Fleshlight,
Carriage of black condoms,
Asian maid,
Pie,
New PC,
New mobile.
KTHXBAI
Little Greg.
Doesn't someone need to get laid.
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k ill read it
i'll see what i can do for u guys
but if i find out if u have been naughty !!!
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A big bag of weed
A big Water Pipe
Food for the Munchies
A big big pillow to hug and drool
Wake up in a place with a swiming pool and a lot of sun and have fun with friends.
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Asian girl
iMac
*Give me brains to be able to make my Mac OS X Leopard work on my desktop PC*
2 cm + of cock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
LoveGod
Asian girl
iMac
*Give me brains to be able to make my Mac OS X Leopard work on my desktop PC*
2 cm + of cock
i seriously lold
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Originally Posted by
LoveGod
Asian girl
2 cm + of cock
Asian Girl indeed.
lol.
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Originally Posted by
Dios
A big bag of weed
A big Water Pipe
Food for the Munchies
A big big pillow to hug and drool
Wake up in a place with a swiming pool and a lot of sun and have fun with friends.
What a coincidence, I got the same list!
Well plus enough money to never work again.
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mu online serwer files plx plx plx santa!!!!111
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hi santa its mofothief here and i have been so good pleasing your mother i think i easily deserve that you make it easier for me to leave her home also a the fallowing games would be nice...
super smash bros brawl
metal gear solid 4
a good DDR game
pokemon titanium
some crazy ass asian game that makes no sense (wario ware: smooth Moves)
and possibly a PC that can play crysis with 0 lag
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Dear Santa,
Please cut the fucking crap this year, it just isn't funny when you hide my stuff.... I Mean, come on, the car in the bathroom was just (How the fuck you do that? :S) too far! Ok this year i want:
A New Comp
Games
Porn
Clothes (Not leather :P)
And just other shit :)
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I was a really really good boy this year, and I want is:
1) A promotion for my brain. (It's getting DUMB~!!)
2) Nintendo DS
3) R4 for Nintendo DS. (It's a type of memory chip.)
4) Everyone to be happy and to be having fun over December and Christmas. xD
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Originally Posted by
Rishwin
Doesn't someone need to get laid.
fleshlight will be better than dildo. i don't like my ass being stuffed with such things lol
and asian maid? lol why not? xD even if my chick won't be happy =P
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Originally Posted by
Wloczykij
fleshlight will be better than dildo. i don't like my ass being stuffed with such things lol
and asian maid? lol why not? xD even if my chick won't be happy =P
make that 2 the more the marrier and fuk the chick she will bare to live and share with them xD
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Originally Posted by
Rishwin
Doesn't someone need to get laid.
my hands works wonders until I care to look for someone who likes my hobbies.
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Originally Posted by
The_Gatekeeper_
my hands works wonders until I care to look for someone who likes my hobbies.
care to share? ;)
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Originally Posted by
Flawz
Let's DDOS Santa Claus.
agreed
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Dear santa, give me this
Everything.
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Dear Santa, I want
..your life
..Bungalow
..US$10000000000
lol
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Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
^^
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Code:
Oh and I want this:
Ownership of RaGEZONE
Free lifetime hosting, with unlimited space and bandwith
15 domains.
Free access to all porn sites
Better internetz
Some toys
A legal money making machine with free paper and ink
A lifetime supply of nuts
Every 3 months a new pc
4TB of hard disk space, for all my porn ofc.
And a beer for you.
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Dear Santa,
I wont lie to you like the others over here did. I havent been a good boy at all. I've been dressing up like you and molesting young kids all year. I've been catching RaGEZONER's unaware and giving it to them hard anally. I know this might sound bad to all but to be honest - I am sure they like it by the sounds they make. So for making people happy, I want you to send me the following. If you dont - I'll rape your mother fuckin happiness.
Bye,
Wyk (Single And Ready to Jingle)
Present List:
1. You come over here. You'll know what I want. Mwah.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
iNs@nE
Dear Santa,
I wont lie to you like the others over here did. I havent been a good boy at all. I've been dressing up like you and molesting young kids all year. I've been catching RaGEZONER's unaware and giving it to them hard anally. I know this might sound bad to all but to be honest - I am sure they like it by the sounds they make. So for making people happy, I want you to send me the following. If you dont - I'll rape your mother fuckin happiness.
Bye,
Wyk (Single And Ready to Jingle)
Present List:
1. You come over here. You'll know what I want. Mwah.
:roll1:
Mind dressing up again just for me??? :clap_1: I'll clean up my chimney...
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Dear Santa i want a mobile phone and a new server machine. If you can leave 1.000.000.000 euro in my bed. i was and i will be a good boy :)
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Originally Posted by
DarkAngelGt
Dear Santa i want a mobile phone and a new server machine. If you can leave 1.000.000.000 euro in my bed. i was and i will be a good boy :)
um... the tooth fairy leaves money under the bed
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Originally Posted by
iNs@nE
Bye,
Wyk (Single And Ready to Jingle)
I lol'd.
@mustek. omg so much porn. you perv. :P
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
iNs@nE
Dear Santa,
I wont lie to you like the others over here did. I havent been a good boy at all. I've been dressing up like you and molesting young kids all year. I've been catching RaGEZONER's unaware and giving it to them hard anally. I know this might sound bad to all but to be honest - I am sure they like it by the sounds they make. So for making people happy, I want you to send me the following. If you dont - I'll rape your mother fuckin happiness.
Bye,
Wyk (Single And Ready to Jingle)
Present List:
1. You come over here. You'll know what I want. Mwah.
Oh so that was you..
My present list-
Rudolph (to rape)
Santa's moms toenail clippings
A henry hoover
And a transexual thai wife ^^